penis and jumped from a tree. the rope slipped off after that extremely hard yank. now im in a tremendouse amount of pain to the point to where ive been vomiting and dry heaving and my vision is blurry. my penis is now swelled up about five times its size and is so blue it looks almost black and a little bit of blood has ben trickling fom my pee hole. what should i do
2006-08-20 12:37:57 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
it could be broken go to the doctor
2006-08-20 12:42:24 · answer #1 · answered by Sara 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You should immediately obtain a scalpel and cut the penis in half lengthwise to reduce the swelling. After applying some rubbing alcohol to the cut, wrap each penis half in gauze. The gauze will not only help it heal, but prevent you from realizing it is black and blue. Don't worry about the blood trickling from your pee hole. It is a good sign that there is still blood flow to the area. Simply place a maxi pad in girly panties you stole from your mom.
2006-08-20 12:48:53 · answer #2 · answered by GLOWWORM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you're playing, but if you're not then that was just stupid on your part. You should have never tied a rope around your penis in the first place. If that sh*t's really happening then you need to go to the emergency room
2006-08-20 12:47:45 · answer #3 · answered by Ti` Lee 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to a hospital. You have undoubtedly broken the blood vessels in there. As we know, they can transmit a tremendous amount of blood and you need to have this repaired before your penis drops off and you bleed to death. Seriously.
2006-08-20 12:42:56 · answer #4 · answered by Picture Taker 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Go to the emergency room you idiot... How could someone be so stupid. The next time put the rope around your neck.
2006-08-20 14:37:06 · answer #5 · answered by krisn_us 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if its swollen to 5x its normal size put it through a rolling in to flatten it back out, and maybe use some of mom's makeup to turn its color back to normal..
No seriously dude if you were crazy enough to do that then you need to go see the emergency room, then a shrink because there is probably something seriously wrong with your head and I dont mean the one between the legs either.
2006-08-20 12:48:07 · answer #6 · answered by George Z 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Seek immediate medical help!!! It is possible to fracture the penis becasue it is made of cartiledge, but you need to make sure there is no infection or tear in the urethrea. And WHY, may I ask, did you do that?!
2006-08-20 12:43:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Call 911.
2006-08-20 17:41:56 · answer #8 · answered by Speedo Inspector 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
five times its normal size? now you can find it without looking in mirror. that is why the rope slipped, nothing to hold on to.
2006-08-20 12:44:41 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Stop typing stupid questions here and go to the emergency room!
2006-08-20 12:59:59 · answer #10 · answered by Canadian Ken 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the hospitial and boy would I love to be there to here you tell them what happened.
2006-08-20 12:43:39 · answer #11 · answered by pmdan00 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋