Please............?
2006-08-20 12:29:01 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
I am soooooo tempted to go with "Pull my finger" - -- smile, you get to go to bed and I have to clean my house... :) Sloven Chivol!
2006-08-20 12:36:31 · answer #1 · answered by iluvafrica 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2006-08-20 19:17:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suppose you are in bed and asleep by now Anfield, but thank's for asking the question. I was trying to think of something funny to tell you and was reading the answers already given when I came to maggie. I laughed myself silly with tears running down my face. Do hope you read it before you went to bed. If you could see me now you would laugh my makeup is distroyed and I now look like a Panda. Thanks to maggie I will go to bed giggling,bless her. Hope you sleep well.
2006-08-20 13:58:45 · answer #3 · answered by Learner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well theres at thought was just goin to bed and saw ur question. i thought what would make me laugh and remember something i done once so i'll tell u. think you wont laugh but i will for both of us!!! my husband (who since left me) broke his crown on a front teeth during the christmas hols. it cracked straight out and he looked awlful. we had family coming for christmas dinner next day so i said we will have to superglue it in. he agreed so i cleaned the tooth and dried the remaining post before putting the glue on the tooth. he lifted his lip and i pressed it firmly in place...yes lovely job!!! anway...im laughing now!!! he had a quick nap being drunk as usual....when he woke he smiled at me and sure enough the tooth was still there round the wrong way and sticking out at 90 degrees. it really was so funny i wet my self talk about bugs bunny. i couldnt look at him without laughing. and more funny we couldnt get it out he finally cracked it on the bottom of the swimming pool 3 weeks later after a spectacular dive!!! and he had cheek to make me look for it! memories....thats the reason i married him????? good nite x
2006-08-20 13:02:57 · answer #4 · answered by maggie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was riding on the bus one day and a man behind me was muttering ohh la la, ohh la la. So I ask him why he keeps saying that and he told me that every morning before he leaves the house he sticks his finger up his wife's vagina and smells the wonderful aroma all day. So I decided I was going to show this guy something so the next day before I left home I told my wife to come here and I stuck my finger up under her dress moved it around a couple of times and left to catch the bus. And sure enough there was the guy doing the same thing going ohh la la over and over again. So I sat down and said, "look here, and he looked at me as I put my finger to my nose and said umm, umm, umm, gool danged, that stinks......
2006-08-20 14:27:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The lovers passionately embraced on her bed, their bodies fused together as they gyrated to their own tune. The woman cocked her ear: "Quick, it's my husband coming through the front door. Hide in the bathroom" she cried.
The lover ran into the bathroom as she hid his clothes under the bed and as she turned back, her husband came through the bedroom door.
"What are you doing lying on the bed naked?" he asked.
"Darling, I heard you coming up the drive and got ready to receive you." she replied with a knowing smile.
"Great" he said "I'll just nip into the bathroom and will be with you in two shakes."
Before she could stop him he was into the bathroom where he found the lover clapping his hands in mid-air.
"Who the devil are you?" the husband demanded.
"I'm from the exterminator company. Your wife called me in to get rid of these pesky moths." the lover replied.
"But ... but you've got no clothes on!" stammered the husband.
The lover looked down and jumped backwards in surprise and said, "The little bastards!"
2006-08-20 12:36:25 · answer #6 · answered by LIZARD 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Liverpool are going win the league.hope youre laughing your head off.
2006-08-20 13:41:04 · answer #7 · answered by Dave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughing Policeman, Sid James, Norman Wisdom (I'm showing my age) ok.. New customers only etc..Big Brother err umm .....I'm trying - oh yeh George Bush.
2006-08-20 12:41:20 · answer #8 · answered by lennylil 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sleep Sleep Sleeping beauty
2006-08-20 12:39:23 · answer #9 · answered by nooru 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ok, it really is fairly worth a speedy snicker!! Oh yeah,.. He might want to concentrate of the 'Charmin' bears. they're those that crap lower than the timber. tell him to seem for the lavatory-roll mind-blowing on the decrease branches!!!
2016-11-26 20:23:39 · answer #10 · answered by deibert 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋