staff.
grade 1 impaler:- must have previous experience.
chef :- humans only.
cleaner :- must like blood.
2006-08-20 12:09:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
any takers?
2006-08-20 12:09:40 · update #1
pay? depends on how long you live.
2006-08-20 13:29:55 · update #2
If I get complete, never-ending immunity from becoming the food (and maybe dental insurance), then I'd consider the position of chef for you, Vlad. I make a mean eyeball stew.
2006-08-20 16:30:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Honey, I work on a secure mental health ward.
Working for you would be a breeze in comparison.
I'll definitely give it some thought.
would I be allowed Thursdays off, you see that's the day I go grave robbing, it's just a hobby, wouldn't get in the way of work.
Am ambidextrous so could possibly impale and cook at the same time, but you'll have to get someone else to clean, I'm not prepared to walk around with a broom shoved up my bum.
2006-08-22 09:54:07 · answer #2 · answered by Pretty Tough Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello Vlad, I would like to apply for the position of impaler. I do have previous experience and am very adept at the full body impaling. I can also do torsos or make a very spectacular head impaling which does not mess up the hair. I do have references which I would be pleased to supply you with in the event of me getting the position. Please can you let me know if you supply the steaks or If I am expected to cut them myself.
2006-08-21 12:12:22 · answer #3 · answered by lovablelell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would like to apply for the position of Impaler. Do you get the weekends off?
2006-08-20 21:28:09 · answer #4 · answered by eboni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Count me in for all three as anythings better than the job ive got now. What exact experience do you need for the impaler position?
2006-08-20 19:15:27 · answer #5 · answered by wtfnmy22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of the above. But i do possess the Morning Star Chain Whip of Simon Belmont capable of beating your vampire heiney.
2006-08-20 19:16:38 · answer #6 · answered by Ryoga316 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can be an impaler ive put a nail through my foot once how good am i ,ive even done myself .
2006-08-20 19:18:58 · answer #7 · answered by Nutty Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No way, I heard you don't even pay the minimum wage.
2006-08-21 07:00:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if I can do it part-time.
2006-08-20 19:15:07 · answer #9 · answered by Kyral 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the name of all that is Holy, what the **** are you talking about?
2006-08-20 22:44:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋