What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee?
The British : will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good.
The American : will get the insect out and drink the coffee.
The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
The Palestinian will :
(1) Break the coffee cup and complain that he has no coffee
(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels humiliated
(3) Accuse the Israelis of using chemical weapons.
(4) Claim he can't be anti-semitic because technically they are a Semite people
(5) Have their babies check the coffee to see if the bugs are out.
(6) Fire rockets out of any place Israel withdraws from.
(8) Ask the United States for urgent humanitarian support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee....then spend the money on guns.
(9) Ask the United Nations to condemns coffee as racism
2006-08-20 11:58:01 · 5 answers · asked by mark blows 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
So you can dish it out but you can't take it?
2006-08-20 12:18:43 · update #1
(10)He will want to take the chairs....since he sat for a while ,the chairs are holy and now belong to Allah.
2006-08-20 12:11:38 · answer #1 · answered by Mac 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i for one am getting tired of all the people who think the israelis are innocent. If a person says anything against the jews your automatically branded antesemite. bullshit. thats what i say. when i conquer the world next week the first thing i'm gonna do is ban religion. anyone caught praying or kneeling in front of an idol will be shot and pissed on.
2006-08-20 19:10:05 · answer #2 · answered by rpm53 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Are you really sure? Do think these words will change truth? I mean kidnapping Palestinian government by Israe.
2006-08-20 19:16:30 · answer #3 · answered by Peace@Iran 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ya Rly.
2006-08-20 19:03:25 · answer #4 · answered by Black Sabbath 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are,,,STUPID!!!
2006-08-20 19:08:06 · answer #5 · answered by tough as hell 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋