What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee?
The British : will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good.
The American : will get the insect out and drink the coffee.
The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
The Israeli will :
(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons.
(4) Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights.
(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups
of coffee.
(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electrity from
Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.
(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars inorder to buy a new cup of coffee.
(9) Ask the United Nations to puni
2006-08-20 11:31:42 · 9 answers · asked by adonis 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Your are showing and perpetuating the hate you so desperately try to hide inside your self. The Israeli's were trying to give land for peace, trying to comply with world opinion. Even going so far as to drag settlers out of their houses. That isn't the peace Hezbollah wanted, they wanted the type of peace that kills 8 Israeli soldiers and kidnaps two others, their peace is the type that inflames an already volatile situation to even bigger flames. All I can say is it is up to you and folks like you to come to an age of reason. Where intolerance and hate are no longer portrayed in your society as the way to solve issues. Give peaceful change a try for a while, the world will be much better off.
2006-08-20 11:45:58 · answer #1 · answered by hedddon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i for one am getting drained of all the persons who imagine the israelis are danger free. If someone says something hostile to the jews your immediately branded antesemite. bullshit. thats what i say. when I conquer the international next week the first element i'm gonna do is ban faith. every person stuck praying or kneeling in the front of an idol will be shot and pissed on.
2016-11-30 21:41:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be wary of such comments. This one reeks heavily of anti-semitism. Remember Mel Gibson!
2006-08-20 11:45:33 · answer #3 · answered by Gatsby Follower 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart people the Jews.No wonder you think they rule the world!!
2006-08-20 12:19:05 · answer #4 · answered by Mac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was not only offensive to schizophrenics, but generally unamusing.
2006-08-20 11:38:20 · answer #5 · answered by Super Jules 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is by far the best question of the day
2006-08-20 11:41:08 · answer #6 · answered by pelister56 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very pathetic attempt at a joke...
and I suppose you tried all of these
2006-08-20 11:37:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jews are smart, let me pee, we will see for how long
2006-08-20 20:41:42 · answer #8 · answered by linda m 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny joke and true too, hahahahaha
2006-08-20 11:41:56 · answer #9 · answered by joe b 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋