1. What home-made weapons and/or body armour do you tool yourself up with?
2. What vehicle do you *ahem* "borrow" and how do you reinforce it (mad max style)?
and lastly,
3. Where do you shack up and how do you keep the Zombies out?
2006-08-20 11:28:21 · 13 answers · asked by Skull 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
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2006-08-20 11:35:20 · update #1
Thank you for your wonderful, heartfelt contribution David. Reported.
2006-08-20 11:36:37 · update #2
potato_mike, I admire your minimalism.
2006-08-21 12:01:02 · update #3
Oh how long I have waited to be asked this... I have great plans for the zombie times to come...
1/ I have leather gloves, boots, coat and a studded leather hood. Thick jeans to protect the legs and I also have a wooden mask to wear over my face. I also have some metal armour (mostly display pieces but some are actually designed for use). Speed is better protection so mobility is essential.
I have several axes and hammers in a barrel in tha garage - useful heavy weapons. I can also make improvised incendiary grenades (but for legal reasons shall not explain how on yahoo!)
2/ I would not use a vehicle - they are more of a liability than an asset. I would have a pushbike for speed but anything bigger can get trapped in traffic jams or I could get trapped inside.
3/ I would shack up in the stone castle on Fewston resevoir in North Yorkshire - clean water and only one route of access. I would barricade the door tom keep the zombies out.
2006-08-20 11:43:08 · answer #1 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pah. You're all zombie food. With my bike helmet and leathers they can't bite me. Hopefully they're the pathetic slow zombies, not the modern super speedy ones, so I'm armed with my trusty garden fork and a dustbin lid.
My weapon of choice is the 'non lethal' 'crowd control' strobe light. Its a police weapon (in the same league as plastic bullets and tasers, that causes an epileptic fit.) While they're lying on the ground twitching, I'm off.
You can't beat the good old transit van, with its smooth upright front instead of a climeable bonnet and loads of room in the back for my emergency supplies. I'm heading for the hills, somewhere near a resevoir. With fish in it. And a stack of magazines to while away the long lonely hours.
Stuff you lot, you're all crow bait.
2006-08-20 12:01:32 · answer #2 · answered by pea 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
1. Assuming I have blazed through all of my ammunition and broken the stocks of my shotguns over zombie heads, I would have to then start making some Molotov Cocktails. When I run out of flammables, I would have to start hanging out with slow and/or overweight people.
2. A little 2 stroke moped would be awesome. Those things are slow, but zombies are REALLY slow. So you can imagine their displeasure when they can't catch up to you on a moped.
3. I would move from bar to bar. It's a freakin' zombie apocalypse, why not get drunk to the point of retardation and enjoy it?
2006-08-20 11:46:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
1.Use hollowed out bins as armor . Forks as weapons
2.Ambulance because of it's sirens . reinforce it with cds so when the sun shines on the cds the zombies will be blinded
3.In a shopping centre . Close the doors
2006-08-20 11:38:26 · answer #4 · answered by Ben H 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2014-09-26 04:02:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i could save Amy Lee of Evenesance(I doubt she's Gothed up each and each of the time relatively if Zombies are roaming the Earth). i could shove Madonna into the hungry mob(Thats what you get for butchering "American Pie", textile female). Then Amy and that i could head to Juno, Alaska. "Zombie's can not produce physique warmth they're going to freeze like Corpsicles". Thats My Zombie Plan.
2016-12-17 14:16:45 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. My lovely cricket bat and maybe a few kitchen knives, probably some garden tools also.
2. Id probably keep my car as it never seems to die. Reinforce wise hmmm id probably mount a turret from a tank that i will obviously find hanging round, maybe mount some helicpter gunship style machine guns on it too lol.
3.Id probably just keep moving till i cant move no more. Id probably go hunting for food and some zombies to t*at over the head with my trusty cricket bat.
Arr this sounds so much fun i cant wait lol.
2006-08-20 11:47:13 · answer #7 · answered by wtfnmy22 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i've a garden fork to stab them body armour probably 6 layers of clothes they wouldnt be able to bite through it i hope and a plastic bucket with some holes on my head.(Ned Kelly lookalikey)
id steal a camper van stocked with food and solder some spikes at the front and spears at side and reinforce with metal and keep door button down ,give it a funky spray job (i can hear the A team theme tune here)
shacking up in my van running down those zombies and stopping in quiet spot to pull them off the spikes.
2006-08-20 11:40:33 · answer #8 · answered by Nutty Girl 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. Chain saw, and Lots and Lots of guns.
2. My mom's Van and i wouLd have a bicycLe tied to the roof, my friend (who read the Zombie survivaL handbook) said bikes are ideaL because they are fast and quit.
3. MaLL, it's a cLassic. or maybe the poLice station or a gun shop or something.
2006-08-20 11:37:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. A broom.
2. A pure white shirehorse.
3. At home. Why leave? I've got a broom and a shirehorse, what else do I need?
2006-08-20 11:37:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋