2006-08-20 11:22:32 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
the monkeys would all laugh at your ridiculously small weewee.
2006-08-20 11:27:45 · answer #1 · answered by Stand-up Philosopher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would rather expose myself to a hot, young, blonde zookeeper. Before my other account was deleted, I posted about me and one of my exes (who worked at the zoo) getting it on inside a cage. No one believed me, but I don't care because we did it animal style and it was some of the best sex I ever had.
2006-08-20 23:14:40 · answer #2 · answered by Bedroom Celebrity 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*****TRUE STORY******
Once at the zoo, I saw this kid almost get mauled for making a rude gesture at a grown male gorilla, who hit the glass with his giant fist so hard, the building shook. Then the gorilla was sedated, and I am sure that kid learned his lesson. You don't want to find out what would happen if a giant gorilla got ahold of your naked *ss. Not to mention zookeepers, the police, an angry mob of parents and animal lovers....
2006-08-20 19:52:35 · answer #3 · answered by beautypsychic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The monkeys would hold up rating cards. Naturally they would all be 10/10.
2006-08-20 18:41:49 · answer #4 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my friend once showed his a$$ to monkeys at a zoo and we got thrown out and told we were lucky he wasn't arrested for indecent exposure in a public area. It was only fair, the monkeys were flashing us first.
2006-08-20 18:58:32 · answer #5 · answered by zephyrescent 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd get in a great deal of trouble because the monkeys would all die laughing.
2006-08-20 18:27:52 · answer #6 · answered by dragonwych 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...I don't know why but this question made me burst out with laughter. I'd love to read some of the answers given. For me it would have to be on a dare, and it would be a quick one second flash...lol.
2006-08-20 18:30:40 · answer #7 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, if caught you run the risk of being arrested for indecent exposure - which could be embarrassing to say the least.
2006-08-20 19:10:46 · answer #8 · answered by justme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If someone sees you you'd go to jail for exposing yourself and you'd go on the sex offender lists.
2006-08-20 18:29:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well.......
If the monkey were looking for something permanent and not just a fling.....well who knows?
2006-08-20 18:41:59 · answer #10 · answered by checkmate444 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the monkeys would laugh their tails off and you'd get
arrested.
2006-08-20 18:30:53 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋