*ring*
*ring*
"hello?..... hello?..... HELLOOOO? .....I can't hear you........ Oh wait, that's because I'm not here. haha. Leave me a message."
2006-08-20 11:20:10 · 15 answers · asked by chica123 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
that is funny...I have to say that mine is really cute my 3 year old did it. He stays the typical "This is the Wells..We're not home...So leave a message"...then he says..."But Mom we are home" lol Its too cute
2006-08-20 11:34:46 · answer #1 · answered by Julie W 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've never got anything but hum-drum ones, but here are some funny ones I found:
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you now.
If you have mulitple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, please listen carefully and a small voice will tell you what number to press.
If you are depressive, it does not matter what number you press--no one will answer anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 69696969696969.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the star and pound keys until a representive comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, adress, phone number, date of birth, social security number and mom's maiden name.
If you have a bi-polar disorde, please leave a message after the! beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All of our operators are too busy to talk with you.
2006-08-20 11:28:46 · answer #2 · answered by Kiss my Putt! 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My mother-in-law talking about her yellow VW bug and how she's probably out riding around in it right now and then 10 minutes later you can then leave a message.
2006-08-20 11:32:30 · answer #3 · answered by foxray43 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My brother's is similar to that. It's
*ring*
*ring*
Hey, whatcha doin?
[long pause]
What?
[long pause]
Hey, I think the cell's breaking up I can't hear you
[short pause]
Oh, my bad, I can't hear you cause I'm not here. Leave a message.
2006-08-20 11:28:23 · answer #4 · answered by Mariposa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
John Wayne herding cows through a living room. Hysterical.
2006-08-20 14:44:22 · answer #5 · answered by Precious Gem 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friend had one that answered hello, hey how r u ? and then she says to leave a message after the beep. That one must really tick off telemarketers.
2006-08-20 11:25:59 · answer #6 · answered by darkmatter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hey! I betcha thought I was home! But I'm not! So leave a message!"
2006-08-20 11:45:11 · answer #7 · answered by [Krystle] 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
voice of Steve Irwin: - i'm her in the deeepest part's of the ghetto, LOOK ! over on the couch, I see 2 very rare species of stoners, I'm going to attempt to sneek up on them and stick my finger up their.........
heard in the backround :-HEEEE - HEEEEEEEEEEE
Steve:- oh my Crikey it's Micheal Jackson, Run For Your Lives!
2006-08-20 11:55:24 · answer #8 · answered by mr.e_mess79 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you utter so much as 1 syllable, i'll hunt you down & gut you like a fish, if you'd like to fax me, press the star key!
2006-08-20 11:32:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brady bunch theme, but fit for their family.
and my friend and i made funny ones for my answering machine once, and we did like an opera one. we were cracking up.
2006-08-20 11:26:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋