2006-08-20 11:16:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
By golly by gosh! Folks I am sorry that I was not more specific. I am 3 shades of red right now.
I like to put things up on this high shelf on the curio cabinet but she says it can't hold any more and it isn't good for my lumbago to reach up there.
2006-08-20 12:41:23 · update #1
There are only two obvious solutions to this:
Set up a new shelf! If you're a handy fellow, build another shelf...er, maybe you should hire someone with some skill with shelves to do it for you...
This second solution is probably the easiest and most plausible: Demand that your wife wear a blindfold around the shelf. If she refuses, go find a new wife who doesn't care about whether your shelf collapses or how much you strain to stuff junk up there. If your wife really loved you, she would do as you say and let you do whatever you want. The blindfold is a good way to continue sticking stuff up there without constant nagging from your wife, but it is also a good test to see how much your wife loves you!
2006-08-20 15:41:51 · answer #1 · answered by aanstalokaniskiodov_nikolai 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Derwood, stop.
I know it's fun, but at some point, the involuntary muscles in your up there suck things inward and then you have to go to the ER where there is a nice lady like me who has taken many xrays of various items that get stuck up there.
Is that how you want to meet someone? With a D battery up your sigmoid colon or the end of a dental pick up your urethra and the nice lady has to tell you to stretch out your withered member sideways so she can take it's picture??
Now, if it's her, just tell her to relax and take her to that nice Chinese Buffet later that day.
2006-08-20 18:38:22 · answer #2 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy Her a strap on. And She will use on You.But beware most Woman just jump on ride. Make sure You are ready.She will not bicth if it is Her uo there.
2006-08-20 18:52:05 · answer #3 · answered by canivieu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if "up there" is inside her, STOP because it is her body and she said to.
if "up there" is inside you, you should talk to a doctor or do some research on safe anal play, becuase the things you stick "up there" could cause infections, damage, or get lost and require surgical removal.
2006-08-20 18:23:09 · answer #4 · answered by KB 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
omg you stole your wife's tampons to stick in your bunghole.no wonder you walk with a limp.
2006-08-20 18:40:50 · answer #5 · answered by bumblebee_chola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy a bigger fridge,more room to stick things!
2006-08-20 18:40:24 · answer #6 · answered by matt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok were is up there if its in you im not shure what to tell you if its in her STOP RESPECT HER RIGHTS
2006-08-20 18:40:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if its in you just do it in private where she wont see you she doesnt have to know EVERYTHING you do to yourself. if its in her STOP!!!! respect her request always!
2006-08-20 18:34:51 · answer #8 · answered by stivalis88 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Up where?
2006-08-20 18:30:44 · answer #9 · answered by Firebird 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋