I was digging in my yard and found a really big boat?

Question

There is animal of bones that appear to be paired up, what should I do?

*No "of" after animal

Answer 1

Create a flood and maybe, just maybe, you can get a female to join you on your new found boat.

Answer 2

You should have stomped on the ground with your foot first before you dug..( Noha is that you down there !)

Or B: contact the news media and tell them you found Jimmy Hoffa , He^$@ they only tell you half the story right half the time any how..Think I am wrong..When is the last time they told you there digging up jimmy hoffa body in a certain spot. Gotcha!

Answer 3

Quit making such silly jokes! My oldest sister and her gang of Bible thumpers may hang you. Noah's Ark is a fantasy tale copied from the Sumerian one of Utnapishtam in the Epic of Gilgamesh, so no one never will really find the boats used by Noah, Utmapishtam, Deucalion, etc. in flood tales.

Answer 4

Thank you brad-4-ever, I needed that laugh,lol. That was a great one.
call in the religious specials, don't break the ark, I mean boat, and you need the animal experts and oh, oh call the enquirer. Yes, they really need a good story.

Answer 5

Don't tell anybody in the religious field, or they'll be fighting over it like they do the Holy Land!

Answer 6

So, you've found Noah's ark, have you? I think you should call the newspapers!!! Alert the media, lol! Good job!

Answer 7

whoa keep digging until you uncover it all, but gently, these could be fossils, and if theyre worth a lot then you could be in for a LOT of cash but thats highly unlikely

Answer 8

Call up the local Budhist temple and laugh in their faces that you have actual physical proof of your faith.

Answer 9

First of all don't you mean "There are bones of animals?"

and if you ask me just bury it again.

Answer 10

call Geraldo Rivera