Someone posted that he was betting to get 100 answers....please help me to get more than him...you can type anything...but the most funniest thing i get gets 10 points...help me beat 100
2006-08-20 09:46:59 · 45 answers · asked by kkds14 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
leo princess NOW DO I GET 10 POINTS?????
2006-08-20 09:52:46 · answer #1 · answered by xtinkerbellx33 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Hey, I had a friend one time nicknamed Tinker and sometimes
called her Tink. Are you related? She is Blonde and been married
and divorced at least 3-4 times. She moved out of town and I lost
track of this friend. We used to have good times -Party, Party.
Oh well, hope you get your 100 answerers.
2006-08-20 09:58:40 · answer #2 · answered by nemesis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to
go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under
the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But,
whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I
REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he
discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he had ever seen. But, just
as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman
go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain
himself any longer and yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
See, men just don't listen !
2006-08-20 09:51:44 · answer #3 · answered by sweetiepi 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like a serious bet to me. I'll help you, but I'm afraid it won't be me winning ten points because I can't think of anything funny at the moment except....uuummm.....a platypus?
2006-08-20 09:52:05 · answer #4 · answered by Shadow 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
post man pat's retiring he goes on his last round
goes to the first doo woman awnsers the doo and gives him a new watch
he says thanks
next door woman opens the door and gives him some money
he says thanks
last door, woman opens the door wearing sexy underware she takes him upstairs and has fantastic s.e.x with him
she goes down stairs and makes him a fried breckfast and a cup of tea.
under the cup is a £5 note
pat says i understand the s.e.x and the breackfast but whats the money for
she says last night i asked my husband what shall we give pat for his retirement and he said
OH F.U.C.K him give him a fiver
2006-08-20 09:57:14 · answer #5 · answered by vicki g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey how r u ill pray to yahoo answers to let you reach the 100 answer just take care and dont enter such bets hahaha LOL
2006-08-20 09:53:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hi
2006-08-20 09:50:50 · answer #7 · answered by Rayne 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Everyone amuses themselves differently. I'd rather see how fast I can answer 100 questions (and answer them well).
2006-08-20 09:51:47 · answer #8 · answered by Ginger/Virginia 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll help you beat 100, but you gotta find someone else to move the body........ Too cerebral?
2006-08-20 09:51:38 · answer #9 · answered by Robb 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Scientology sux
2006-08-20 09:51:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Scientology sux
2006-08-20 09:50:55 · answer #11 · answered by Alex M 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋