thery is tring to kiolwe me and still my bling.
Bling bling penguan>>>>
youll never catch me motha ******...h
2006-08-20 09:40:55 · 30 answers · asked by your a bіtch 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
try cleaning the screen in whatever you use to smoke whatever it is you smoke that makes the penguins come in the first place.
2006-08-20 09:47:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time there was a Penguin who was driving through Arizona.
His car started acting funny so the first chance he got he pulled into a service station.
The Penguin asked the mechanic if he would take a look at his car.
The mechanic said "Sure little buddy, right after I finish up here".
The Penguin, having a little time to kill, walked across the street to the Piggly Wiggly (a grocery store).
He wandered up and down the isles until he came to the frozen foods section.
Looking first to the left and then to the right and seeing that no one was watching, he opened a door and climbed into the freezer.
Happy and cool he ate a little ice cream and fell fast asleep.
He woke with a start realizing that he had dozed off and ran out to check on his car.
He waddled into the garage just as the mechanic was closing the hood to his car.
The mechanic looked at the Penguin and said "Hey little buddy looks like you blew a seal".
The Penguin quickly wiped a flipper across his mouth and said "Oh no sir! That's just ice cream".
2006-08-20 17:07:37 · answer #2 · answered by newt_peabody 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If this weren't so funny, it would be pathetic......
Tell ya what -- why not write a letter to Santa Claus and ask him if he will let the penguins ride back to the North Pole with him after he delivers the Christmas gifts to all the good little boys and girls?That is, if Rudolph doesn't mind.......
2006-08-20 16:49:58 · answer #3 · answered by gldjns 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Penguins actually only reside in Antarctica, aka the South Pole. Though I don't quite know what you are on about so this answer may be a little wasted.
2006-08-20 16:52:46 · answer #4 · answered by MasterAir 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The piguanies have already left. They probably didn't like the notrh pole. They now live at the sotuh pole.
2006-08-20 16:51:25 · answer #5 · answered by tichur 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Send a ship, for them, heading directly to the North Pole.
2006-08-20 16:50:57 · answer #6 · answered by Mo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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{{Shhhh...shut up! Is he still there? What's he doing?}}
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{{Ok, we'll wait till nighttime and getim.}}
{{Got any Klondike® bars?}}
2006-08-20 17:08:30 · answer #7 · answered by ♣Tascalcoán♣ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bowling balls. Since they are shaped like bowling pins, they have "brunswickaphobia" (the fear of being"struck or spared")
Just set a few dozen bowling balls around your house & you will be penguin free in no time!
2006-08-20 16:52:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh i will catch ya and when i do you will be so sorry that i did will hold you down and unspeakable things to ya bling bling bling this
2006-08-20 17:05:23 · answer #9 · answered by jdhayman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put down the pipe and get some rest. LOL.
2006-08-20 16:45:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋