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Could be a baaaaaaad sign!

2006-08-20 09:38:36 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

I meant WALRUS! (Holding baby and typing, can't multitask worth a hoot!)

2006-08-20 09:39:10 · update #1

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Since a typical walrus carcass is the most common to be found in a garage, taking a spiritual advisor to task may not be as financially feasible as a good fishmonger's services.
In the event of an atypical walrus carcass in the garage...such as a deceased walrus fetus or a dead adult orca with a half eaten walrus in it's jaws....you would most definitely desire getting in touch with your trusted spiritual advisor to determine just what negative karma is at work!

2006-08-20 17:29:08 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

I'm all over this one.

You can renew your WALRUS Software Registraton online.
I find expired software in my garage all the time.

Now if it's the animal walrus, I'd ring my advisor and advise her to bring the Potato Salad. Then have each of your friends bring something else, tare the beast into long stips of steak and use a Raspberry Vinegar Marinade than bar-b-que.

I'll bring dessert.

DON"T FORGET: B.Y.O.B. for the ninjas (they can steal a beer before you put it in the cooler).

2006-08-20 09:58:40 · answer #2 · answered by pc_gator 3 · 0 0

I hope to tell ya it's a bad sign. A thing like that'll be stinkin' to high heaven before long. And you better know I'd call my spiritual adviser. His day job is with animal control picking up road kill. I'll bet, once he gives it a little thought, he'll know just how to handle a dead walrus and, after we get it loaded on his truck, we'll pray over it.

2006-08-20 09:52:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Probably if I had one, and after I called someone to get the Walrus out of my garage.

2006-08-20 09:46:07 · answer #4 · answered by Nicky 4 · 0 0

Yes, after I contacted Animal Control.

2006-08-20 09:44:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

where do you live to find a dead walrus in your garage??

2006-08-20 09:43:57 · answer #6 · answered by Vince 2 · 0 0

Actually, I would call Paul McCartney for advice.

2006-08-20 09:45:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think I'd be contacting animal control and Ripley's.

2006-08-20 09:44:34 · answer #8 · answered by C K Platypus 6 · 0 0

No - I would move out of there fast if I were Italian........

Get on the witness protection program.

2006-08-20 09:47:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Call the 'Eggman' - coocoo ca choo...(?)

2006-08-20 09:45:32 · answer #10 · answered by rigbyelinor 3 · 1 0

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