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Scientist have determined that Jesus’ preferred mode of transportation, during his temptation in the desert, was the Toyota Highlander.

His disciples, on the other hand, had to make it with carpooling, since they all were of one Accord.

what do you think about the new discovery?

2006-08-20 09:29:53 · 6 answers · asked by Sad Monkey 3 in Cars & Transportation Other - Cars & Transportation

6 answers

Well my 16 year old son asked me to buy him a car last year! I agreed only if he finished high school and cut his hair. He finished high school but didn't get his hair cut. So i told him hey get your hair cut and we will go look for a car. He said well Jesus had long hair dad and he was the best man on earth. I said well yes he was and he walked everywhere he went too.

2006-08-20 09:38:22 · answer #1 · answered by rookie 3 · 1 0

My next door neighbor his name is Jesus and drives a white ford 150 pick up truck

2006-08-20 16:41:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He drove demons out of the possessed.

2006-08-20 17:58:16 · answer #3 · answered by Peanut 1 · 0 0

I think he still drives...drives people insane with a bunch of outdated rhetoric...LOL

2006-08-20 16:36:14 · answer #4 · answered by synchronicity915 6 · 0 0

i thought he drove a SUV like so many of his followers today lol

2006-08-20 16:35:09 · answer #5 · answered by Ethernaut 6 · 0 0

because they had toyota highlander and accords back then....

2006-08-20 16:35:18 · answer #6 · answered by CoCo N 2 · 0 0

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