I just meet my girlfriends parents and are about to sit down to sunday dinner. I have gas so bad that I have to cross my legs to keep it in. Help there calling us to the table any minute now. Im playing on the family computer letting them rip out as much as possible.
2006-08-20 09:25:58 · 19 answers · asked by BRITS LOVE 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
go to the bathroom and see how much you can go before hand. also look in their medicine cabinet to see if they have any tums or antacids. if not ask your gf if she has any. just say you have a little indigestine and would like to enjoy her mothers cooking. if nothing else works and you need to sit down excuse yourself to go to the restroom. good luck!
2006-08-20 09:33:44 · answer #1 · answered by AB11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the bathroom and force out as much gas as you can. While sitting at the table if you must, excuse yourself politely and return to the bathroom to exhaust.
2006-08-20 09:32:20 · answer #2 · answered by mikis1967 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a normal body function. If you happen to let one loose at the table say excuse you and make a joke of it; somthing like oh, I guess there's more room on the outside than there is on the inside.
2006-08-20 09:32:04 · answer #3 · answered by Mariposa 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a coincidence, Im watching Meet the Fockers
sorry, meet the parents
2006-08-20 09:32:50 · answer #4 · answered by jr90292 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 08:11:02 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hold a burning match to your buttocks while you gas.
Makes a funny sound and a little explosion. It´s really "gas"!
If they don´t laugh, they are boring pricks and did not deserve you as a son-in-law.
Let ´em rip.
2006-08-20 09:33:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
While at dinner if you have to fart just excuse yourself to the bathroom try to keep it to only 2 times though
2006-08-20 09:31:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As your girlfriend if they have some Beano or Gas-Ex. Other than that try to hold it in.
2006-08-20 09:32:13 · answer #8 · answered by Nico 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They might as well get to know the real you, let em' rip.
2006-08-20 09:31:55 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is nasty. You should take some Gas X or something with you.
2006-08-20 10:07:27 · answer #10 · answered by Mo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋