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Does this maker her a sl*t?..... If so, would she still be welcomed into Muslim heaven?

2006-08-20 09:24:55 · 26 answers · asked by brunerx 2 in Politics & Government Other - Politics & Government

Or...does she get 72 female virgins? Can lesbians go to Muslim heaven?

2006-08-20 09:26:24 · update #1

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She get NOTHING becuase she's a friggin woman and women are lower than animals in those cultures.

2006-08-20 09:28:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 5

What kind of question is this? God is the only one that can and will judge. If someone commits suicide, they go straight to hell. Life is a gift and if you take it for granted you don't deserve the rewards in the end. Heaven. And the only way to Heaven is through Jesus Christ.

2006-08-20 09:34:47 · answer #2 · answered by edinstefanie 1 · 0 0

Hello, from where did you get this conclusion?

Please let me clarify to you,

If a moslem bomber blows himself/herself and other, he/she doesn't go to Heaven, unless he/she is in a war and he/she is fighting for their country.

When a moslem woman goes to Heaven, and in her life, she was married more than one man - of course not at the same time - she has to choose one of her husbands to live with.

Heaven is consisting of categories / levels, so not all moslems will live at the same heaven category level, and the best ones, will have virgin females around.

All women going to heaven will be virgins, and all at the age of 30.

All children from all relegions or non-relegion who died before growing-up will be in Heaven.

I hope, the answer of your questions is now clear.

2006-08-20 09:55:16 · answer #3 · answered by Totti Frotti 2 · 1 0

We could always ask Mrs. Rishawi. She would shed some light on what goes through a female suicide bomber's mind before she pops.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4433712.stm

/ see the photos of her bomb belt packed with ball bearings

2006-08-20 09:34:35 · answer #4 · answered by nobody 5 · 0 0

actual, even as the terrorist bomber went to paradise--he had the s**t kicked out of him through George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Robert E. Lee, and Patrick Henry between the further impressive. contained in the words of standard Lee " Boy--you misunderstood---you get seventy 2 Virginians, not virgins"

2016-11-30 21:33:45 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Get this right: it is a mistranslation because early Arabic had no vowels. It never was virgins: it was and is sultanas.

Both males and females get 72 raisins.

2006-08-20 09:31:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

She gets 72 male virgin horses one after the other.

2006-08-20 09:32:02 · answer #7 · answered by curious 4 · 0 1

Once allah runs the bits n pieces thru his reassembly plant, she gets 72 male camels.

2006-08-20 18:29:07 · answer #8 · answered by kristycordeaux 5 · 0 0

ok, here are all the answers:

NO, she does not get any reward, jus like any other suicide bomber, no matter what the religion

and NO, if a Muslim woman declares herself as a lesbian, than she most likely wont be welcomed into Heaven (i say this becasu only Allah can judge)

2006-08-20 09:29:05 · answer #9 · answered by somepaliguy27 4 · 1 3

Ask the King's Vizier.

2006-08-20 09:37:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well if she wants to have the most fun then 72 female NON-virgins :P

What kind of heaven would it be to clean up after, cook for, etc... for 72 men..... geez, that would be pure hell.

2006-08-20 09:30:02 · answer #11 · answered by BeachBum 7 · 1 3

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