Man I thought I was the only one having those problems. My husband And I finally realizrd there was no point in fighting them off. Just like in Harry and The Hendersons we decided to make friends with them. We have two that live around us. We do not tell anyone though because well you know how people would be. My advise is to leave a trail of strawberries(their favorite) to your garage or a shed. Don't scar them though. Just do that for like 3 weeks. Slowly show yourselves and you would be surprised just how friendly they are.
2006-08-20 09:10:13
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answered by flowersandhearts 3
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The solution to your problem is actually rather obvious:
1.) Take advantage of the regular Sasquatch visitations to your garbage receptacles by a.) filming it/ them in action and b.) gathering physical evidence of their existence e.g. make plaster casts of their foot prints, collect Sasquatch hair samples, perhaps you could even capture one of these creatures with drugged darts and a net.
2.) Sell the film/ other evidence, and in general, use your new found fame as an opportunity to capitalize financially from your "Sasquatch experiences."
3.) Use the money to buy a home in an area not suffering from a Sasquatch infestation.
Quite simple, really. You're welcome, that was free.
2006-08-20 16:36:26
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answered by tom d 2
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Get a camera. Everyone knows that Sasquatch are afraid of cameras. That is why there are no photos of them.
2006-08-20 16:15:17
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answered by Don 6
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i've heard they don't like the smell of humans. so go to your local hair salon and get some hair. sprinkle it around your trash area. i heard it works. we have people come into the salon asking for hair for this purpose. (but i think it's for racoons. you can try it for sasquatch)
2006-08-20 16:21:56
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answered by Anonymous
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build a cage for the trash cans
2006-08-20 16:05:22
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answered by leon b 1
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a) Give him a Diner's card
b) Lower your grade of garbage until its unappetizing.
c) Arrange a blind date with you unwed auntie....or anyone elses if you haven't one.
2006-08-20 16:13:18
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answered by Capt 5
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leave food out for him so he doesn't have to go into the trash
2006-08-20 16:05:41
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answered by Anonymous
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Don't you mean the raccoons?
2006-08-20 16:09:54
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answered by Naomi P 4
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click on it and delete it
2006-08-20 16:06:06
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answered by Anonymous
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