Change your diet,or go and sit somewhere else away from your wife until you've stopped.
2006-08-20 08:37:55
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answer #1
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answered by g8bvl 5
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My partner continually farts and he drives me mad as well - but it is the diet and lifestyle he leads.
He loves fruit, veg, fish, meat and lots of cheese and wine!
He also does a lot of sport so he eats all the time!!
Stick with the comments, as even though i find it annoying it is always a starting point for conversation with others to share a bit of comedy.
He laughs my comments off, and laughs with me (hope you could do the same)
2006-08-20 08:42:08
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answered by peachy 3
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smelly wind is the result of increased burning of bicarbonate which in turn results from too high a consumption of or too sudden a conversion to vegetable food and i hear that peppermint oil capsules are good for curing belching
the vegetable intake is very healthy and obviously helps him in his sport;unfortunately as the russians now seem to have accepted this level of sport is unnatural for the body and just cripples you long term and i must confess that anyone who plays long term sport is a moron
there's nothing funny about wind or belching;get rid of him and take up wiht someone who has a brain
2006-08-20 09:54:14
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answered by Patrick O 2
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That sounds normal to me.. You must be using Super-Blast in your food it you fart like a cow for about 2 hours. Super-Blast will do that to ya!!..If you want to get more power out of your food use Super-Blast!! Super-Blast Warnings!!Use Only As Directed!! Well cause exteram farting and can also wind burn your RUMP!!.If you use Super-Blast and have gas for more than 6 hours. See your Dr. or go to the ER as soon as you can because you could blow your rump off!!. Super-Blast is not responsible for destroyed Panties,,Pants,,Or Diapers!! Remember Use Only As Directed!! And YOU heard it here first from a REAL Nutcase!!""NUT'S""..PS ..did i win...did i win...did i win???
2006-08-20 09:09:21
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answered by dl200558 5
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"Beano", is an odorless, tasteless medicine made to stop gas before it starts. You can buy it over the counter and it is not expensive. Just sprinkle a few drops on your food, it works.
2006-08-20 09:04:07
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answered by chris w 2
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If they are driving your missus up the wall, they must be very powerful!
Point away.
2006-08-20 08:45:22
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answered by peter b 2
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change ur diet.... eat rice pasta chicken potatoes .. see how u get on ... yes a lot of veg will give you wind ... replace veg with vit tablets.. hope this helps you
2006-08-24 05:11:55
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answered by Anonymous
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I onoly advise I can give is down to what you are eating... find out by seeing if they are good for "fart powers".
Good luck!!!
2006-08-20 08:42:39
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answered by The Avenger 4
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Consuming dairy products if you are lactose intolerant can cause that problem.
2006-08-20 09:34:36
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answered by Anonymous
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beans eggs chips spice food garlic make you have wind
2006-08-23 05:43:22
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answered by munchie 6
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