If a duck is able to float as does a block of wood and if a woman's weight is the same as a the duck therefore the woman is____.
By what standards is this theory tested and applied in what theatrical release?...also what is the theorhetical answer to the above blank?
2006-08-20 07:31:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Good job kids!...I just happen to watching this right now.
2006-08-20 07:43:07 · update #1
How many people work on Sunday? A life? Hey, you're answering...just chill and go back to obscurity.
2006-08-20 07:46:41 · update #2
a witch...
From Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch!
2006-08-20 07:38:28 · answer #1 · answered by merigold00 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A witch. Monty Pythons Quest for the Holy Grail.
2006-08-20 14:38:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A witch! Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
2006-08-20 14:38:56 · answer #3 · answered by Skepticalist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, first thought was HUH?! then second thought was I thought the ageless question was the chicken or the egg :)
2006-08-20 14:38:29 · answer #4 · answered by Why? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a witch
2006-08-20 14:37:20 · answer #5 · answered by albany 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a job,get a life
2006-08-20 14:43:31 · answer #6 · answered by RACHEL 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
SHE'S A WITCH...LET'S BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF HER!!!
2006-08-20 14:37:31 · answer #7 · answered by elvee13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BORN
2006-08-20 14:38:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
anorexic. way, way anorexic.
2006-08-20 14:38:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋