Think up a story you'd expected to see in your morning newspaper on a VERY slow news day...
2006-08-20 05:31:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Other - News & Events
This morning in Ovaltine Grammer School, the Principle Robert Poker reported that sometime between 7:30 and 7:45am, someone switched the sugar in the table top dispensers with salt. He estimates approximately 12 bowls of cereal were utterly destroyed during the morning breakfast. Police were called to the scene at 7:50am and arrive shortly after 2:15pm to investigate the while substance.
Officer Mike Whitenfielderman stuck his finger in some of the substance, tasted it and confirmed it was salt. They checked the area and had left by 2:35pm.
In another developing story, the same school reported that 6 dozen donuts purchased for tonight's PTA Meeting in the main hall, had been stolen from the school cafeteria sometime between 2:15 and 2:35pm today. Principle Robert Poker said he called the police to report the theft at 3:30pm but as of news time, they had not arrived. He stated the officer who answered the phone only laughed and said, "Well, get right on that..." then burped in the phone before hanging up.
2006-08-20 05:43:25 · answer #1 · answered by The::Mega 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MONTHY NEWS
Mad clown attacks poor inisent children at the fair last night arouned 5:00. Three kids died, one was shot, two were stabed. The other two made a daring ascape and survived. Clown was aressted, and put into jail for 200 years.
Somesay he lost it because he hated to be laughted at.
But people still dont know why he went mad. Do you know why?
Another clown attack happed weeks later... Could all clowns be going mad? But for what resson? Should we still alow clowns in ower little town?
One week later THE ZOMBIES of the 3 killed children come back from the died. Thare parents are glade to see them but no one else is. On the following day Alians came to visit earth.
COULD THE WORLD BECOMING TO AN END?
See page 5 for more details.
2006-08-20 12:40:19 · answer #2 · answered by Rain-- 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Experts now say that the obesity in the nation is a direct result of a highly classified experiment done to study the effect of glucose on individuals from many walks of life. They will now begin another highly classified study, this one of all of the dieting programs on the market and which one works best for each person. More later as the story develops.
2006-08-20 12:57:44 · answer #3 · answered by shea_8705 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A baby falls from a 3 story window.
The mother was not home.
the baby is in critical condition.
All we see are interviews with people who hang around the stoop of the building saying what a wonderful, decent, godfearing, hardworking person she was, and they can't understand how such a thing has happened. Throw in a few criers and sobbers for good measure.
news at 11.
2006-08-20 12:38:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cow Gives Birth!
2006-08-20 12:35:20 · answer #5 · answered by By Your Command 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
MISTER JONSENS ON MAPLE STREETS GRASS WAS HIGHER THAN THE CITY ORDANANCE HE WAS ISHUED A SITATION POOL PERMITS ARE AT A RECORD HI SINCE THE HEETWAVE BEGAN
2006-08-20 12:37:47 · answer #6 · answered by letta g 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evansville Indiana is so full of crime and pollution issues, that we don't have slow news days, ugh.
2006-08-20 12:37:36 · answer #7 · answered by gone 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
YANKEES WIN ANOTHER LAUGHER IN BOSTON
Oh wait that was today. There ya go!
2006-08-20 12:36:35 · answer #8 · answered by gallow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that i won a million dollars
2006-08-20 14:29:02 · answer #9 · answered by melfina 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
iPOds may cause hearing loss
2006-08-20 12:36:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋