I came to your door, said I was with the police, and arrested you for unauthorized breathing?
2006-08-20 03:47:21 · 19 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i have a good lawyer so i would just go quietly and beat you in court
2006-08-20 03:54:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, of course I'd Karate chop you and run out the back door and become a hunted fugitive, always on the move, eating out of dumpsters, never bathing or changing clothes, but miraculously staying clean shaved and odor free, until I could locate a judge's house where I would kidnap his beautiful daughter, who would fall in love with me and help convince her daddy to resend the warrant for my arrest. The the daughter and I would then get married, have three lovely children, and then divorce.
2006-08-20 11:07:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would have to get thru the razor wire and across the moat and survive the attack dogs to even get to my front door and then when you knocked you would set off a booby trap and get killed, so I am not worried about you arresting me.
2006-08-20 14:15:54 · answer #3 · answered by Bullchit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yell for my big bad beheamoth neighbor to come beat you up then I'd call the looney bin.
2006-08-20 10:53:00 · answer #4 · answered by shoppingontherun 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Push you out and tell you that you just wasted some of my Yahoo! Answers time...
2006-08-20 10:57:03 · answer #5 · answered by Pidge 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In my neighborhood my neighbors are so nosy they'd probably yell NO HE ISN"T he's a fake.
2006-08-20 10:56:49 · answer #6 · answered by redanimalmuppet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would show you my permit allowing me to breathe.
2006-08-20 10:53:30 · answer #7 · answered by WenckeBrat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kick you in the balls and tell you to take deep breaths
2006-08-20 11:48:06 · answer #8 · answered by norwood 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man, déjà vu. I coulda swore you did this to me yesterday.
2006-08-20 10:53:43 · answer #9 · answered by gotalife 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would have known better than open the door for you
2006-08-20 10:59:46 · answer #10 · answered by ωнєη уσυ ѕмιℓє уσυ мαкє мє ѕмιℓє 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋