I think I'd go for a corned beef posing pouch.
2006-08-20 03:25:17 · 15 answers · asked by Grinner5000 4 in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
Hi Peabrain! Thought I'd disguise myself as a human but I ran out of ingredients right at the end. Looks like I'm going to have to go and scalp a tramp if I want to fit in.
2006-08-20 03:44:14 · update #1
Actually missy minx I've just stopped taking the sensible ones.
2006-08-20 03:45:06 · update #2
I would sew hundreds of slices of wafer thin, honey roast ham together to make a shimmery, tiered 1920s style dress.
2006-08-20 07:49:46 · answer #1 · answered by R.I.P. 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Such a good, practical suggestion! Covered dish has taken on new meaning!
Apart from tenderizing meats by wearing them as undershorts....
All those intestines just begging to become condoms, but they can also be stuffed to make cod pieces, a must-have for the sporting man.
With their natural water proofing, bladders make superior rain hats.
For the ladies, sardine G-strings make a bold statement and really draw the guys and some of the gals too!
For the holidays, a turkey in aspic makes for a sensational hat (some stretching may be necessary.)
2006-08-20 11:11:09 · answer #2 · answered by no one here 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a thought provoking question...and obviously ridiculously silly !
But,...think for a moment about the use of leather in clothing, and whale bone cane be found in high-class corsets & shirt collar stays, and shark skin boots...many jewelry pieces are animal in origin .......you may not be too far away from a new trend of some sort. =) Maybe ...a jerky Derby !?
2006-08-20 06:37:15 · answer #3 · answered by sheila love 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who the hell are you? You've gone all pink on us.
I'd make a hat out of various sliced meat products, then I could eat it when I get a bit peckish but without losing my dignity.
I don't like walking around naked after being chased by hungry dogs.
2006-08-20 03:36:00 · answer #4 · answered by pea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would make a boob tube out of luncheon meat. When I get hungry I can have a nibble!
2006-08-20 03:38:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spam underpants i think. Or maybe a luncheon meat flat cap.
2006-08-20 03:31:10 · answer #6 · answered by greg m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bologna gunt. (For those of you who do not know what a gunt is, it's the flabby hanging part of excess fat a large woman carries just below her gut and above her kunt.)
2006-08-20 03:31:16 · answer #7 · answered by VNCGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A tin of tomato soup.
2006-08-20 04:21:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
G-string underwears or Bras!
2006-08-20 03:34:28 · answer #9 · answered by singirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a spam purse
2006-08-20 03:49:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋