how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Answer 1

Are you kidding? Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Next you'll be wanting to know why she sells seashells by the seashore.

Answer 2

Compared to beavers, groundhogs/woodchucks are not adept at moving timber, although some will chew wood. (At Cornell, woodchucks that gnaw their wooden nest boxes are given scraps of 2-by-4 lumber.) A wildlife biologist once measured the inside volume of a typical woodchuck burrow and estimated that -- if wood filled the hole instead of dirt -- the industrious animal would have chucked about 700 pounds' worth.

Answer 3

I can actually answer this!

"Probably none. Woodchucks aren’t particularly tree-oriented, and while they can climb to find food, they prefer being on the ground.

"In fact, they got the name "woodchuck" from British trappers who couldn’t quite wrap their tongues around the Cree Indian name 'wuchak.' More commonly (and accurately) known as groundhogs, these animals are closely related to squirrels, marmots, and prairie dogs, with which they share an affinity for burrowing.

"And actually, a burrowing woodchuck can chuck dirt, in the form of tunnels that can reach five feet deep and as much as 35 feet in length. So, based on that number, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas calculated that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he could chuck as much as 700 pounds of the stuff."

Answer 4

That depends on the woodchuck. It might be a lazy one. In that case the wood chuck would not chuck wood.

Answer 5

if a woodchuck could chuck wood how much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

Answer 6

It is amazing to me, just how many of you young people ask this and the chicken or the egg question. It is nice to see you are all past the "why is the sky blue" question.... and I look forward to the day when your mental capabilities take you beyond the woodchuck and the chicken.

Answer 7

Your cool Metalica's drummer name is not matching your silly.stupid.repetitive woodchuck question, what gives?

Answer 8

3 pounds

Answer 9

5 pounds

Answer 10

I couldn't help but notice you placed your question under the category of psychology. You obviously have a desperate need for attention. Have you sought professional help?