Which is worse?

Question

Getting kicked in the nuts or giving birth? No one will ever be able to experience both!

Answer 1

There is no need to experience both, there are symptoms you know? First, it is a different type of pain, but about which is worse and more intense:
Giving birth do not varies that much, and can be helped by medication.
A kick in the balls depends very much on how hard the kick was! If it was a hard kick the men can not even speak. And can passout just from pain, and can die just from pain. giving birth usually takes longer, but again, if kicked hard can be in excruciating pain from inflammation for more than a weak!

Some facts about testicle trauma:
-It may cause the victim to throw up.
-It may cause the victim to passout.
-It may cause “testicular torsion”, by initiating a muscle spasm; this is rare but is a medical emergency, testicular torsion may not happen immediately after the trauma.
-Testicles move freely and are slippery to avoid trauma, but if the trauma sustained by the testicle is hard enough (50Kg), the testicle will POP(rupture), and then probably must be removed. This is rare, and usually is associated with sport injuries when not wearing a cup. Even when can be repaired, the resulting inflammation will turn most of the contents into permanent damaged material.
-Even a medium force trauma will cause the destruction of spermatozoa-production cells. It will not cause sterility because those cells are in massive quantities, however those cells do not regenerate, it is permanent damage. And if hit many times or too hard, it may cause infertility, because the sperm count/mobility must be acceptable in order to get a woman pregnant by natural means.
-Will also reduce spermatozoa production as a result of hormonal changes, one of those changes is testosterone reduction.
-May rupture major blood vessels, and draining the scrotum will be needed. Or microscopic veins inside the testicles, this will permanently destroy cells indirectly.
-In case of very extreme trauma, the testicle/s can swell for more than a weak, with resulting excruciating pain and severe damage from prolonged heavy inflammation. The swelling reminds me of mumps, but in the case of mumps it will cause sterility for sure, and the testicles(usually just one) will shrink too, very sad and scary.
-In some cases may cause the antibodies to start attacking the person own sperm.
-It even may cause death as result of PAIN, heart will fail right away or will begin to fail(heart beat will became fast and irregular, usually face and lips very white) until finally stops, this is called “neurogenic shock”, and it is not that rare like people think, most of the times the victim is saved because gets medical attention on time, it will need shocks to the heart using the defibrillator!.
-Among other symptoms, the victim will feel shock/panic/confusion/anger, violated/abused, embarrassment/humiliation; those feelings will be stronger if young; especially if they do not know or never heard about “kicking in the groin”. The victim may seem ok, but will try to hide those feelings. It depends on the person and from the situation. This will lead to Post-Traumatic Stress, the worse symptoms may only reveal a year lather! People forget about emotional trauma, but it is the worse, and will not go away like the physical suffering. All men that “like” the fetish called “ballbusting”, have some kind of mental or emotional disorder; and the most common cause for that is because it happened to them in the past, they are physiologically very ill, it may change their life’s completely. The emotional trauma of being assaulted in such a private area, or the physical suffering, or the fact that it is a barbaric act, should be more than enough for girls not to do that; but the sad truth is that the only thing that make some(not all for sure) girls think twice before doing that is the permanent physical damage.
-Physical violence it is only acceptable if you are trying to defend/escape yourself from someone that is trying to use physical violence on you, and you may only use the necessary violence to ESCAPE harm. And kicking someone in the groin is only “acceptable” if someone is trying to kill you, or rape you(only extreme EMERGENCIES), not because you are pissed off, and most certainly not for fun like it is most of the times, keep it a fantasy. Why you girls don’t tell your Dads what you did, I am sure they will be PROUD of you.
-Ironically, if someone is trying to kill you or rape you, probably is expecting that defense from you, and so you will not be able to kick him.
-This is becoming too popular, specially in schools, girls get sexually aroused by that!. Women look sweet, but…….they are very mean and cruel by nature, they just try to hide it, it is very sad. Lucky for women men are not very vindictive like women are, and men are not very aggressive towards women like women are towards men, in fact men are very protective towards women. Men like to see and touch women sexual organs, they do not like to hurt them or to see it happen to women.
Women are so much sensitive about their sexual organs and sexuality, but then do that to men and laugh!
-And nothing happens to these sex offenders because they are women, just one of many double standards and laws that always treat men worse!

“women justice” is sick, how about if it was the other way around?!!!!!!!
Girls answers regarding this issue are always disgusting!

Answer 2

I think it would depend on how hard you get kicked, how big the baby is, and if the woman is induced or not. I would compare giving birth naturally to the pain you experience before having to have your appendix removed or irritible bowel syndrome followed by a paper cut. The burn of the paper cut is on going and can last from 1 or two days for women who have it easy to 2 years for women who have it hard. I don't know about getting kicked in the nuts, but women have other intense female pains that deal with the breasts I'd think that would be more comparable. I haven't had a c-section but I would imagine it could be compared to major surgery for men like open heart surgery...Sure we can't experience the pains of the opposite sex, but there are people who have experienced things to which they can compare these pains like irritable bowel syndrome...I don't know why women tell men giving birth is like trying to pass a watermelon; there are more familir and realistic comparisons that can be made. And while it is a very difficult and challenging experience which mother's choose to experience for love, it's not bad enough for most women to give up on repeating it.
PS. I had two babies without taking an epidural. The first weighed around 6 pounds and I had paper cut pains for 2 years 'cause I didn't get stitched properly and it took that long to heal, the second was around 8 pounds and I was running around from the first day, 'cause I had a better doctor and better care.

Answer 3

I think giving birth is worse.Because a pregnant lady puts on extra 5-15kg(roughly) and they carry the baby for 9 months.Giving the birth is another big issue.I remember someone giving birth in the hospital,she sounded like nurses were torturing her and obviously she experienced more pain than I or any guy might have been kicked in the nuts.The pain of giving birth must be more long-lasting than a pain of a kick in the nuts.

Answer 4

Getting kicked in the nuts. At least in giving birth, something good comes of it. Getting kicked in the nuts just hurts. :)

Answer 5

Giving birth is the most painful thing anyone can experience.... The closest thing a male can experience to giving birth is passing Kidney Stones... If a guy says getting kicked in the balls are painful -- take it from a female -- ITS NOTHING COMPARED TO CHILD BIRTH!!!!!!

Answer 6

Getting kicked. An innocent baby comes from the birth process but there's nothing good about getting kicked.

Answer 7

You are watching too many Friends reruns.

I would say giving birth because I've been kicked in the nuts before and it wasn't pretty, but I also gave birth the night after I ate 3 chili burritos and that was just pure hell.

Answer 8

Since I'm female, I'd have to say giving birth. Think about it. You gain a ton of weight, there's morning sickness, you have to give up some foods that upset your stomach, and you actaully have to give birth. All of that seems painful to me, but having a child in the end would be so beautiful. I think actaully giving the birth is worse, but at least we get something good in the end.

Answer 9

A kick in the nuts hurts, but I'd imagine that giving birth probably hurts a gr8 deal more.(ouch!)

Answer 10

I will have to say giving birth I have never been in such pain as that I was in pain for 22 hours so that's got to be wrose then getting kicked in the nuts ain't it

Answer 11

Good question!, Well although I'm female and no one will never know the answer. Maybe getting kicked in the nuts because no good comes of it at the end ?!?!?