2006-08-19 22:08:21 · 28 answers · asked by Pommie girl 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Q. How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A. Say something
Q. How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A. Wait 10 seconds
Q. If you love a Redhead, set her free
A. If she follows you everywhere you go
Pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital
She's yours
Q. What's safer, a redhead or a piranha?
A. The piranha. They only attack in schools
Q. How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
A. She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails
Q. What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A. Normal
Q. What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A. Men always miss them
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A redhead!
Q. How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A. She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl
Q. How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
A. There's a hammer embedded in the monitor
Q. What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
A. The piranha. They only attack in schools
Q. How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
A. She unties you
Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy
One is to let her think she is having her own way
The other is to let her have it
I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for my wife
The clerk was putting the finishing touches on my bouquet order
A young man burst through the door
He breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses
"I'm sorry," the clerk said
"This man just ordered our last bunch"
The desperate customer turned to me and begged
"May I please have those roses?"
"What happened?" I asked
"Did you forget your wedding anniversary?"
"It's even worse than that," he confided
"My wife's a redhead and I broke her hard drive!"
She Can't Sign On To AOL
The Confused RedHead
Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight
Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope
Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter
Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months
The box said "2 to 4 years"
Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out
When asked what the capital of California was She answered "C"
Baked a turkey for 3 days
Because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125
Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets
Got hurt while raking leaves
She fell out of the tree
Hated M & Ms because they were so hard to peel
Changed the baby's diaper only once a month
Because the label read
Up to 20 pounds
2006-08-19 22:20:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a red head and proud of it . Had more people say they love my hair then hate it. Hating red hair is like saying all blonde's are dumb which there not. By the way pix your not funny. What colour hair have you got or should i ask whats your IQ. Is it above 5 which i doubt very much
2006-08-23 00:41:41 · answer #2 · answered by Rita W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure there are some good looking gingers, but there are some pug fugly ones too, just look at Mick Hucknall if you can stomach it. I know several gingers, some quite attractive that dye their hair to hide their shame so i think its just a matter of preference.
Imo, gingers are ridiculed as they one of the few minority groups that its still ok to make fun of in our PC society along with smokers and fat people.
2006-08-19 23:14:10 · answer #3 · answered by graeme b 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
fake. you may no longer make an exception to the rule with the 18 and seventy two 3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous in accordance with probably society's view of what the age hollow might desire to be between 2 events. i think of people do fall in love out of decision. although i must be conversing out of inexperience because of the fact i've got no longer somewhat been in love previously, whether i concept i became into.
2016-10-02 07:45:57 · answer #4 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have rich, deep red hair, and it's admired. I have to admit that it has gotten me more attention than I would have liked, not all of it nice. Most men seem to like it a lot. Or maybe a pickaxe between the eyes causes offence ... I don't know ;-)
2006-08-23 07:16:04 · answer #5 · answered by Orla C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a natural red head, and I love my colour. I used to get teased a bit at school about it, but now that I am grown up, people are very envious of my colour. Blondes get teased a lot too, but it doesn't mean that they are hated. People who hate us redheads need to get a life!!!
2006-08-19 22:40:00 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah S 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm a red head and I find that most people of my generation hate my hair...but people of my parents generation love it. I have had boyfriends who love redheads but it seems people think we're diseased or something these days!!
Everyone should love us :))
2006-08-22 08:03:39 · answer #7 · answered by **ShamanOfSexy** 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't think that is true at all. I think people just don't like the hair colour, even (some) ginger people hate their hair.
2006-08-19 22:14:44 · answer #8 · answered by koolkatt 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a red head and hated by most people on yahoo because i ask stupid questions... not sure if it's because I'm red headed or not maybe I'm just a d ickhead
2006-08-19 22:36:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not agree with your "widely despised" comment.
Hollywood has had a few redheads who were dearly loved.
I think it has naught to do with the hair color, it is the personality that we can learn to hate.
2006-08-19 22:52:59 · answer #10 · answered by mindbender - seeker of truth 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋