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2006-08-19 21:25:52 · 18 answers · asked by Grinner5000 4 in Health General Health Care Injuries

Morning Roxy! Who else would be asking such stupid questions on a Sunday morning?

2006-08-19 23:25:31 · update #1

That's not a hat Vickezo, that's my exposed brain.

2006-08-19 23:26:07 · update #2

It's actually beginning to sting quite a lot now, and birds keep pecking at it.

2006-08-20 02:42:08 · update #3

18 answers

I'm sorry I accidentally swallowed it.
How bad do you need it?

2006-08-20 01:08:43 · answer #1 · answered by The Phantom 4 · 4 0

Compared to the fact that all your metal and circuitry is gone, and you're now just a pink, fleshy mortal- the top of your head missing is merely a flesh wound!

I suppose this is going to be like 'Red Dwarf'. Just don't look at any appliance catalogues and "it" no longer has a multitude of life enhancing attachments. And I don't care how hard you tweak those nipples, you're not going to pick up any radio waves.

2006-08-20 07:17:38 · answer #2 · answered by Skull 4 · 3 0

Your brain looks a bit angry there, Grinner. It's also very large. You must have a Tefal forehead and scalp to fit all that in. I'm sure you'll find it soon.

2006-08-20 07:24:50 · answer #3 · answered by R.I.P. 4 · 1 0

I just spotted the weird naked indian from wayne's world 2 running down the street with a bloodied tomahawk.

If you wan't it back you will have to call the indians agent.

If you book him, he will come.

2006-08-20 04:33:06 · answer #4 · answered by HostelManager 2 · 0 1

Worst case of dundruff I've ever seen, the whole lot's gone!

2006-08-20 04:41:14 · answer #5 · answered by Captain Eyewash 5 · 0 1

Have you been playing with that chainsaw again?

I told you before, it is not a toy!

2006-08-20 04:31:46 · answer #6 · answered by poppies say grrr! 3 · 2 0

Gross! Who's your barber, anyway? Sweeney Todd?

2006-08-20 10:53:47 · answer #7 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 2 0

Sorry, I was using it as a tea cosy.... here you go.

Edit: Oh, I didn't recognise you there, grinner. good morning.

2006-08-20 04:29:27 · answer #8 · answered by Rox 4 · 2 0

sorry I shot it I thought it was a rat I did not know it was a rug

2006-08-20 04:32:49 · answer #9 · answered by GRUMPY /UK 5 · 0 1

Told you to use stroger glue , but would you listen !!

2006-08-20 04:30:54 · answer #10 · answered by Bill L 5 · 1 0

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