Guidos are wiggers who want to be metrosexual. They are in no way affiliated with Italians. I don't care what kind of garbage ricer cars they drive or how big the wing on the back of it is, how much self tanner they put on or how much they bench. I don't wanna see you big sweaty gold cross hanging over your "wifebeater" aka "ginny T." What's your favorite song? Is it some crappy club techno that you have posted up on your myspace? You just kind of stomp your feet and pump your arms up and down over your head with other dudes.
I hate them for being a sheep and a waste of life. If you are a giudo go hang yourself. I got into a big argument with about 9 guidos, because they said me calling them giudos was offensive, even though I'm Italian they were mostly portuguese kids!! One of them even had orange hair and freckles. Guidos need to die, or develope personalities. Oh yea and Axe/Tag smells like sh*t! If I see any guidos on the street for now on, I'm so not braking for them.
2006-08-19
20:49:46
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just for you spooky baby.
no one else had trouble figuring out what i meant but let me reiterate it for you.
I am italian did i not already say that?
I know all the insults and yes I know what guido means literally. Why don't you become a part of society and learn some american english slang. Urbandictionary.com SEARCH GUIDO look it up.
2006-08-19
21:07:11 ·
update #1
1. guido
A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area.
WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear.
NATURAL HABITAT: Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club gear to waste their week's pay on (most likely spotted shopping at "Bang Bang" in Staten Island). During the day when not at their food delivery, telemarketting, or construction job, can be located at their local gym tanning or lifting weights. Can be found nightly at mainstream danceclubs they read about online (SF, Webster Hall, Etc.). Most notable for cruising the Jersey shore in an old car (Honda, Mustang, etc.) which has been tinted, painted and sports $1,000-$3,000 rims in a feeble attempt to look like new. Guido cars usually have a boomin' system through which cheesy music like fr
2006-08-19
21:09:02 ·
update #2
Don't insult my intelligence on my own question.
2006-08-19
21:09:59 ·
update #3
Last time I'm gonna say it.
GUIDO DOESNT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ITALIANS ANYMORE
TIMES HAVE CHANGED NO ONE IS REALLY THAT RACIST AGAINST ITALIANS TO USE DEROGITORY TERMS AGAINST US.
THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE WERE PREJUDICE AGAINST ITALIANS DURING 1910 - 1970's WAS BECAUSE WE WERE A MAJORITY FOR THE IMMIGRANT POPULATION AND THEREFORE TAKING JOBS NOT SPEAKING ENGLISH AND CELEBRATING AN UNFAMILIAR CULTURE NOWADAYS MEXICANS ARE THE EQUIVILANT OF WHAT ITALIANS USED TO BE. ANYBODY WHO THINKS OTHERWISE IS LIVING IN THE PAST. THE MEANING OF WORDS EVOLVE. PRETTY MUCH ANY ITALIAN NOW IS ATLEAST 2ND GENRATION WAS RAISED HERE AND SPEAKS ENGLISH JUST FINE.
THE GUIDOS IM TALKING ABOUT ARE THE MORONS, LIKE I SAID ALREADY, WHO ARENTS ITALIAN BUT DRESS LIKE THE GOTTI KIDS BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO CREATIVITY STYLE OR PERSONALITY OF THEIR OWN.
2006-08-20
05:20:54 ·
update #4