Serious question here guys, I got a problem like this and it makes dating girls hard.
2006-08-19 20:31:29 · 22 answers · asked by patrick b 2 in Social Science ➔ Sociology
Do you mean that they literally turn into real KFC potatoes or do they just appear that way to you? If they really turn into potatoes, I'd say avoid looking at girls until after you have sex. Then look and have a snack. If people only appear to be mashed potatoes, you have a real problem. I believe it is called Colonel's mash psychosis and it requires intensive therapy. You must take all your dates to KFC until your brain recognizes the difference between a girl and a potato.
2006-08-19 20:38:59 · answer #1 · answered by Kuji 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you on Acid????? Seriously? That sounds a little weird. But I guess if people turn into potatoes in front of you it shouldnt intimidate you in anyway after all you are the one to eat the potatoes.
2006-08-20 03:36:25 · answer #2 · answered by gm 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, mashed potatoes aren't very scary - that would be good.
But i would call a psychiatrist for an emergency appointment, or have some drive me to the emergency room.
2006-08-20 03:39:58 · answer #3 · answered by nickipettis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
consult ur doctor or mayb you can go to your nearest KFC and have REAL mashed potatoes. (with spicy chickens, fries, coke....)
2006-08-20 03:40:31 · answer #4 · answered by ‹‹тồкỹỌ‗ßõŸ›› 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
consult a psychiatrist. (although he's probably turned into a mashed potato too...)
2006-08-20 03:37:41 · answer #5 · answered by imacoffeejunkie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Order some gravy!
2006-08-20 03:42:49 · answer #6 · answered by Putt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pull out my some gravy and a spoon.
2006-08-20 03:36:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grow UP
2006-08-20 03:37:18 · answer #8 · answered by Nina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wear dark glasses from then on. If you don't make eye contect, it won't happen, and they can't see your eyes if you wear shades so you'd be good.
Plus, the shades will be a hit.
2006-08-20 03:36:45 · answer #9 · answered by Benanen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would go to KFC and buy some gravy and get a fork...DIG IN...
2006-08-21 12:03:29 · answer #10 · answered by tiffany b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋