I can think of a million things to say about toilet paper. I'm done talkin' about the weather!
2006-08-19 19:22:35 · 10 answers · asked by Brackalicious 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I call it Angel Sandpaper because that's what it feels like. Charmin double rolls all the wiznay. But Cottonelle comes in a close second...it is quite soft and is usually cheaper and the package is blue, which is my favorite color.
2006-08-20 04:07:18 · update #1
What a sh!tty suggestion lol ;)
Btw, why can't you integrate weather WITH toilet paper in your conversation, like what's the day's toilet paper saturation rippage forecast?
I knew a hippie girl once who only used recycled toilet paper man. Really, how many trees need to die so the establishment can wipe its @ss?
on another note, I think you just unwittingly spawned the next 2 months of redundant questions on Yahoo Answers, ie:
-- "Whats your fave tp?"
-- "Whats the greatest tp of all time?"
-- "Charmin or Angel Soft?"
-- "1-ply or 2-ply?"
-- "With aloe or without?"
-- "4 roll pack or 12 roll pack?"
etc
Ohh the huge manatee!
2006-08-19 19:32:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Okay. Next time I see you I will ask "How is the toilet paper today? Charmin or Bounty? 2 ply? Sandpaper....NO!!!!! Ouch!"
2006-08-20 02:30:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well it is now!! Kudos to you for the inspiration!
By the way, I don't like Quilted Northern...it gets too much 'fuzz' everywhere...I'm a big fan of Angel Soft - it's cheaper than Northern and not as 'rough' as Scott.
2006-08-20 02:35:22 · answer #3 · answered by Lori 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! It's soft, comes in lots of colors... I think at my next night out, I'll just walk up to some random person and say "Hey, isn't Quilted Northern just the best thing in the world to wipe your a$$ with?"
Thanks! Good question!
2006-08-20 02:29:48 · answer #4 · answered by ReeRee 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh, toilet paper started a conversation for me once. I was visiting downtown when I got a mouthful of it. How did she not know it was there? Once I got it out of the way I finished but still, yuck.
2006-08-20 02:28:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
One comedian said he asked the grocery clerk
IS THIS ENOUGH TOILET PAPER
FOR THE AMOUNT OF GROCERIES I'M BUYING?
That is so funny to me since I check groceries for a living!
2006-08-20 02:31:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
anything can be a conversation starter. really
2006-08-20 02:27:51 · answer #7 · answered by raul 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you just used it didn't you-all toilet paper is for sh-t
2006-08-20 02:30:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i seem to remember having used it once...
2006-08-20 02:30:51 · answer #9 · answered by imacoffeejunkie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are awesome.
2006-08-20 02:27:57 · answer #10 · answered by emily_brown18 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋