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2006-08-19 19:00:44 · 19 answers · asked by avi 1 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

interesting, intelligent poet! go write a book about that one... if you dont mind, can you just live your own life and let us do whatever it is that we enjoy doing?

2006-08-19 19:36:05 · update #1

19 answers

How about these....not quite sure what bitchy quotes are but gonna give it a shot

'I should smack you in the face but I see nature beat me to it"

'Jealousy's Such A Terrible Disease...Get Well Soon Bytch'

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2006-08-19 19:10:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

In the movie and book "Delores Claibourne" by Steven King "Sometimes being a bit(h is the only thing a woman has to hold onto."

2006-08-20 02:10:24 · answer #2 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 0 0

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go...

What an adorable outfit. Didn't they have it in your size?

Do they ever shut up on your planet?

I tried to see your point, I just can't get my head that far up my @ss.

Let me guess... you're with the band?

You think I'M a *****? Well, ok... if it makes you feel better about things.

I took a pain pill...WHY are you still here?

I'd slap you, but sh*t splatters.

2006-08-20 02:26:27 · answer #3 · answered by hrh_gracee 5 · 2 0

Sure. My sister's son asked her what the difference was between a pit bull and a woman on PMS. The answer was, "No difference". My sister looked at him, and with her teeth clentched, said, "WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE???!!"
Now, ME, I'm a little more,.........subtle. A lady walked by me, OUTSIDE the bank, and said, "You know, cigarettes can kill you."

I said, "Not half as fast as butting YOUR nose into MY business."

2006-08-20 02:15:36 · answer #4 · answered by ditzy 4 · 0 0

If you were in the street on fire, i'd put you out w/ gasoline.

out of 100,000 sperm..YOU were the fastest?!

life isnt a garden, so stop being a hoe

2006-08-20 02:07:53 · answer #5 · answered by scarlet_bat 4 · 0 0

I'm the one fvcking this monkey,your just holding the tail.


this is appropriate against a know it all personality.

2006-08-20 02:07:42 · answer #6 · answered by jen 5 · 0 0

Are you still pissed off because someone dropped a house on your sister?

If I sprayed Preparation H all over you, would you just disappear?

How's that?

2006-08-20 02:05:23 · answer #7 · answered by merigold00 6 · 0 0

How about a good jewish "wine". I wanna go to Florida. I want a new mink coat.

2006-08-20 02:06:10 · answer #8 · answered by billlucas14all 3 · 0 1

i believe it was in Steel Magnolias, one lady said "If you can't say anything nice about anybody, then come and sit by me"

2006-08-20 02:06:26 · answer #9 · answered by Loollea 6 · 0 0

INTELLIGENT PEOPLE WITHA BETTER COMMAND OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE DO NOT USE FOUL WORDS TO GET A MESSAGE ACROSS NOR DO THEY WRITE IT ON A WEB SITE

2006-08-20 02:32:18 · answer #10 · answered by jkpoet2@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0 3

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