Who can tell the best joke?
2006-08-19 15:43:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
me,but I will not tell u
2006-08-19 15:47:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it....
Cop: "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?"
Blonde: "Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65."
Cop: "Oh miss, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!"
Blonde: "Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, Ill be more careful from now on."
At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the passengers are shaking and white as ghosts.
Cop: "Excuse me miss, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something awful."
Blonde: "Oh... We just got off of highway 119".
I saw that on the internet a while ago, and thougt that it was really funny...
2006-08-19 23:12:44 · answer #2 · answered by rawrawree 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
**Strait face is important when telling this
So I was watching the news earlier today, guess what I saw? There was this trucker in NYC who was thrown in jail....
Response: Really?
Yeah, there were these kids who were hanging themselves off of the bridge, well the trucker accidentally hit the kids in their arms...
Response: oh wow! So, what were the charges filed against the trucker?
Armed Robbery...
hehe...works better in person, cause ya just don't see it coming...have gotten a lot of people with this one...you can really rile up the truckers if you tell them this one!
2006-08-19 22:53:38 · answer #3 · answered by yoohoosusie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a winner...are you?
Jokes are best left off the internet. The usual one we've been seeing is why the chicken crossed the road.
Thanks for the winning 2 points you just gave me!
:)
2006-08-19 22:49:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A horse walks into a bar and sits down to order a drink...the man serving the drink asks him "Why the long face?" A ha ha ha ha...aaaaa....I'm so not going to win this...
2006-08-19 22:50:30 · answer #5 · answered by Savanna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would like to think all of us are winners!@
2006-08-19 22:48:19 · answer #6 · answered by nswblue 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
These two guys walked into a bar.
I would have thought the second one would duck!
2006-08-19 22:48:48 · answer #7 · answered by canadianrobynn 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a man goes to the Dr. and says,"Dr. I have a steering wheel in my pants." the Dr. asks, "How do you feel?" The man answers " It's driving me nuts."
2006-08-19 22:49:18 · answer #8 · answered by TotallylovesTodd! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am never a good joke teller!!!
2006-08-19 22:48:30 · answer #9 · answered by mustanglady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And once apon a time, there was a liberal.
That should do it.
2006-08-19 22:48:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋