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He's out all night, wears a stripy jumper, a mask, carries a crowbar and has a bag with (I think but I'm not sure) the word 'swag' on it.
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2006-08-19 15:40:16 · 13 answers · asked by mart8171 3 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
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Yeh I'm bored and v v v tired :)
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2006-08-19 15:45:07 · update #1
Your neighbour is the hamburglar. Threaten to blackmail him, and you'll get all the fast food you could ever want.
2006-08-19 15:46:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh listen to the story of a burglar bold who broke into a house
He opened a window and crept inside as quiet as a mouse.
He hoped to get some SWAG, he hoped to make a haul
But if he'd known, 'twas an old maid's house,
he wouldn't have had the gall.
At nine the skinny old maid came in,
"Oh, I'm so tired", she said
and, thinking things were quite all right, he didn't look under the bed.
She took out her teeth, her big glass eye, and the hair from off her head.
The burglar had a thousand fits, as he watched from under the bed.
From under the bed the burglar crept, he was a total wreck.
The old maid wasn' asleep at all, she grabbed him by the neck
She didn't holler or scream or yell, she was as calm as a clam.
All she said was "Saints be praised! At last I've found a man!"
From under her pillow a pistol she took and to the burglar said,
"Young man, if you don't marry me, I'll blow off the top of your head".
The burglar was too scared to yell, he was too scared to scoot. He took one look at the big glass eye and said," For pity's sake! Shoot!"
2006-08-19 22:57:10 · answer #2 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is either a burgler or perhaps he works as Ham Burglar in McDonalds and is doing some guest appearances.
2006-08-19 22:50:38 · answer #3 · answered by Keira 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the official term is night career opportunist. might be mistaken though lol
2006-08-19 22:48:17 · answer #4 · answered by dnlrawson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grave digger.
2006-08-19 23:11:39 · answer #5 · answered by khan a 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My guess is he's either a stripper or a criminal. Either way, I'm sure it's interesting.
2006-08-19 23:09:05 · answer #6 · answered by munkees81 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its Myers,dint go out at Halloween
2006-08-19 22:49:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he's a seriously misguided goalie.
2006-08-19 22:49:06 · answer #8 · answered by smeghead2006 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dodgy sit-com extra ???
2006-08-20 00:27:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's either an actor in theatre or he's a robber...or a super hero.
2006-08-19 23:26:15 · answer #10 · answered by Calamity Jane 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋