Tell me a interesting story?

Question

I'm bored. Tell me a story, it can be fictional or non fiction. Make it interesting. I suggest comedy stories. :)

Answer 1

Ok, so I was walking down the street and found a balloon in the road. It was tied to a turtle. I set the turtle free. Then I set the balloon free. As it was floating away I noticed it was filled with a ton of money! So I started to climb a tree. My pants got stuck on a branch so I left them there. I met a vicious squirrel which tore my shirt to shreds. I got to the top of the tree and saw the string on the balloon was snaged on a nearby house. I jumped onto the roof wearing only my under garments. I got the balloon. Then I slid onto a porch with tons of lights, people and cameras. They were doing a photo shoot for a magazine and thought I was a model (because I was in my undies) and they dressed me. Then They shoved me infront of the camera before I could explain. Later, when they were reviewing my photos, I explained the whole thing. They said that they loved my photos and they hired me! Now I am a rich model! (I still have the money from the balloon. I have it in a safe and I have the balloon framed on my wall.)



Ok so that never happend. I don't even walk down the street but I tried my best. I hope you liked it!

Answer 2

K, there was a girl named Tilly. She was a very attractive girl and was going out with a fullah who we'll call Byles. Tilly and Byles we're still in the honeymoon stages of their relationship so they wre still getting to know each other. Anyway one day she was talking to another mate (Heke) on the ph talking bout Byles and hers relationship. Heke asked Tilly whether or not she would sleep with Byles in which Tilly replied 'doubt it, he's got a small dick'. What Tilly didnt realise was that Heke had actually put the ph on 3 way so Byles heard the whole conversation. Needless to say they broke up but eventually got back together and now have 2 beautiful daughters.

True story, and Tilly if ur reading this girl I still crack up at Heke stealing your undies off the line.

Answer 3

Once upon a time there was this woman named Amara and she had a girlfriend named Michelle. Amara was the boyish one. Michelle was the girly artist type.They were princesses in opossing kingdoms. One day a really hot prince on a white horse rode up to Amara and put her in a shipping crate and sent her off to some island. So he took Michelle for his wife, thus starting a horrible war between the two kingdoms.

Ten years later.

Michelle was now pregnant with a girl baby which she was going to name Amara after her long lost lover. The really hot prince, Johnny, was out riding one day with his mistress named Jalisa. When all of a sudden a amazon woman jumped out of nowhere and ate him and her alive. Then she ran to the castle and saw Michelle reading. Michelle looked up in shock.

"Amara is that you?" she said in a hoarse whisper......

The end.

Answer 4

There was these two best friends. Shasha and Taylor. Taylor was a boy. Anyway they were best friends until Shasha became a cheerleader and ditched him. So they never talked for their four years of high school until graduation night. You see Shasha got drunk with some of her 'friends' and she got into a car wreck with some other person. She was rushed to the hospital. She found out that the other person was Taylor. He sued her *** off and they got married and lived happily ever after.

The end.

Answer 5

Once upon a time in a faraway land there lived a marshmallow. His name was Fred. He got eaten. The end.

Answer 6

Japan has a story of Thunder.
when its rain and has thunder, da devil man comes to da house
has a child. and if im a bad girl then he'll take my bellybottom.
One day, my sister said
"Dad!!where is my bellybottom?!?" ...lol
and i believed it and i looked for it with my sis.

After we grew up, my dad said to us
"it wz really hard to try to stop laughing at dut tyme..lol"
haha hope u liked our story of Thunder!
hope it didnt bored you! wel bye.

Answer 7

There was this guy. He was like IN LOVE with this chick Melody, right? But she's like skanky hoe, you know? Going out and giving blowjobs to guys on the street. Anyone works, except this guy. His name is Joe. It's like, she loves every guy except Joe. Why? Well, because Joe never talks to her. One day he was like KAY GONNA FACE MY FEARS so he goes up to her and he's like, "I love you, Melody." and shes like wtf? who are you? and she goes crazy kah rah tay on him. then after he has a black eye, he goes to a bar and this girl sees him and falls in love and her name is lyla. then they go get married and have a zillion kids.

the end.

Answer 8

Once upon a time....... And they all lived happily ever after....the End.