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2006-08-19 13:47:12 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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2006-08-20 02:35:07 · answer #1 · answered by Exploradora 4 · 0 0

I will answer anyway. Because when he finds the right one, she hive years later he still has to kkep fit to keep up with her healthy appetite.

When he finds the right one he learns to eat healthful foods and she makes then taste like heaven with her spices and expert skills. He learns how great it can feel to be thought of in the middle of the day. He love not having to run to the mall to get a new pair of slacks as she is willing to pick them up (for a bargain) and they are just exactly what he would usually pay $200.00 for. She will even return them if they do not fit.

When Christmas sneaks up on him, she already has all the gifts for his brothers, parents, sisters, cousins, etc. He is thrilled, gets to go through them, make adjustments, but the pain of looking is over.

They keep the house from smelling like rotten cantelope and sour milk.

They wipe your chin after you have been REALLY sick.

They tell you when the shorts you are wearing need to be mowing shorts, and have another pair ready for you to try.

They will stand up for you even though you are wrong. They will love you no matter whqat stupid thing you do. They will forgive you for saying stupid things.

They treat you for shock before taking you to the hosp. when you put your hand in the riding mower, advocate for you to get pain meds while you wait in the ER.

They find a doctor for you for that toothache on a weekend, when you lost hope.

They are a pain, but some less than others....

May you find the one for you!

2006-08-19 21:06:07 · answer #2 · answered by Valerie 6 · 2 0

You ain't got a choice do ya??? Either you've been hurt too many times or your gay. I love dingaling and I know men love the power of the pu$$y! It's a beautiful thang. I don't want to imagine two men laying up holding each other, whispering things to each other after sex-yuck!!!!!!!
LOL & Be Good...=)

2006-08-19 20:58:49 · answer #3 · answered by feva 3 · 0 0

Why do women bother with men? They are just a pain anyway!!? Define pain? Pain could be mistaken for "challenge".

2006-08-19 20:54:46 · answer #4 · answered by Call Me Babs 5 · 0 2

So that men can control the remote.....drink all the beer....and be able to laugh at themselves for some of the gross things they do in front of women!! LOL

2006-08-19 20:58:53 · answer #5 · answered by onlyonemeg 3 · 0 0

The real question is why do women bother with men. Simone de Beauvoir told women not to bother with men long before WWII but do we listen?

2006-08-19 20:56:49 · answer #6 · answered by flugelberry 4 · 0 2

Well, only heterosexual or partially heterosexual men bother with women...

And hey, you can't call every woman a pain! Everyone is different. =D

2006-08-19 22:17:45 · answer #7 · answered by WaterfallOfDestiny 7 · 0 1

Bless your heart. You need a good woman and stop looking at the bad girls. Find you one that can cook you some fried chicken and some potato salad honey!

2006-08-19 20:51:46 · answer #8 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1 1

I'm sorry if we know what we want. It's the simple fact that maybe you don't know how to step up to plate makes us try to make you a better man.

2006-08-20 11:31:33 · answer #9 · answered by Natasha B 4 · 0 1

if women were another race of humans that men had no sexual attraction to they would have been enslaved or annihilated long ago.

2006-08-19 20:59:48 · answer #10 · answered by Vodka 3 · 1 0

lol
Seriously though, bitches are crazy.
Thank god I'm not a lesbian because I don't think I could handle a gf.

Hooray for penis -- I mean men, for putting up with us!

2006-08-19 20:52:47 · answer #11 · answered by anonymous 6 · 1 0

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