2006-08-19 13:29:27 · 17 answers · asked by jay d 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Well if you just "did" her the other day and she got pregnant and had a purple baby..........I wouldn't worry about it because the child can not be yours.......LOL
You don't "do" a girl the other DAY and her get pregnant, give birth and everything in that time span.
Tell her to go find "her baby daddy"...........lol, and she can start looking for him on another plant because he defiantly wasn't from earth.
2006-08-23 05:43:26 · answer #1 · answered by ETxYellowRose 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay... This is my theory. The baby isn't yours. His father is in the blue man group... The baby isn't actually 'purple' it's a light blue, but in some lights LOOKS purple. So, don't worry, you ain't dat baby daddy. ;P
...That, or Michael Jackson is his father. That would explain the mysterious skin coloration.
2006-08-19 20:36:46 · answer #2 · answered by Slippers 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
if the baby is purple its either dead or its an alien. no really iv never heard of a purple baby before.
2006-08-19 20:34:29 · answer #3 · answered by Betha 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Woww... are you talking about the COLOR song that i've been hearing for decades??? Anywayz.. put the baby in the oven.. hopefully it'll turn better... I'm joking if you are..
If you weren't then I think you need some help.. Otherwise, ya must be color blind.
2006-08-19 20:39:48 · answer #4 · answered by AzNgUrL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Fast gestation period! Do what ya gotta do - take care of your purple baby.
2006-08-19 20:35:58 · answer #5 · answered by Decoy Duck 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You did her the other day and she already had the baby? What species are you?
2006-08-19 20:39:53 · answer #6 · answered by makingthisup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a) learn biology to realize you can not have a child a few days after intercourse
b) clear the mucus from it's throat, keep it warm, begin resue breathing if it does not begin to breathe on its own
2006-08-19 20:36:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You sure it`s yours? I`d be taking her a s s and that purple SOB to get a DNA test!! F k That!!!
2006-08-19 20:40:22 · answer #8 · answered by bren_jim 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
paint yourself purple so you will match the child
2006-08-19 20:34:02 · answer #9 · answered by kf4wwe 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow...you only had sex the other day and she already had the baby? thats fast!
2006-08-19 20:35:48 · answer #10 · answered by Jenn ♥Cadence Jade's mum♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋