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Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?

A: Because it was stuck to the chickens leg ...

Isn't being tired and emotional a somewhat pleasant state? Can't be happy all the time, otherwise we'd get bored of it.

2006-08-19 12:59:49 · answer #1 · answered by William G 4 · 0 3

Sir, you are both a gentleman and a scholar. Not only are you distinguished and worldly, you are also down to earth and humble when need be. In fact, although you may, for the moment, feel old and tired, I sense in you a youthful spirit that will allow you to bounce back and be better than ever!
Have a blessed evening!

2006-08-19 14:02:16 · answer #2 · answered by Silva 6 · 0 0

To the ramparts, and be quick about it man. Look, the moat -- serfs up!

Later today: Wheel of Misfortune -- some lucky serf gets a bonus spin! Wheeeeeeeeeee

Next up: serf trebachet, freestyle and distance; followed by dwarf tossing.

Tonight: Family Feudal: the Hatfields and the McCoys get medieval.

2006-08-20 11:32:31 · answer #3 · answered by no one here 3 · 1 0

Be happy that you are not the only one. Take a day trip some where and look around you, you will soon cheer up with the fact that with your age comes wisdom and you are on here to share that

2006-08-19 13:42:50 · answer #4 · answered by thecharleslloyd 7 · 0 0

Your warning signs also sound like rigidity to me, yet absolutely everyone has diverse warning signs. I advise you bypass decrease back on your physician and tell them about the mild-headedness. this will be an rigidity symptom, even with the undeniable fact that it would want to no longer be (low blood rigidity per chance??). i'm happy to hearken to that speaking on your physician helped, factor out this to the physician also and ask to make certain a counsellor. rigidity might want to be managed even with the undeniable fact that it takes attempt and time. As for pills, in the journey that your physician shows prescribing you something, search for suggestion from which includes her about your concerns. no longer all drugs are addictive. those that are/might want to be should be closed managed through the physician. in the previous, I took valium for a week, i didn't wish to take it even with the undeniable fact that it helped me. i became pretty worrying on the time to the point i might want to slightly function, so i'm no longer saying it really is what you'd be prescribed, yet attempt now to not be afraid of a drug the physician thinks might want to help you. i became seeing the physician a week at that consider my existence, it truly is what they're there for. There are non-addictive drugs for rigidity. on the right of the day, it is your decision no matter if to take any pills. i in my opinion believe that a sturdy approach is to attempt medical care first and if that would not help through itself then evaluate drugs (proceed the medical care). this may no longer be something you want to do yet i got here upon it effective to comprehend rigidity slightly more desirable so I did some learn. i desire you sense more desirable helpful quickly sassy

2016-11-26 02:21:04 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
>>He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears
>>formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature
>>through such innocent eyes.
>>Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to
>>see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was
>>looking
>>at two spiders mating.
>>"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating,"
>>her
>>father replied.
>>"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
>>"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a
>>Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
>>As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he
>>replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
>>The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took
>>her foot and stomped them flat, saying "Well, we're not having any of that
>>brokeback mountain **** in our garden."



smile honey

2006-08-19 13:50:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, you have certainly brought all the nutters out. Are you in the final departure lounge? If so, the flight has been cancelled. That should cheer you up.

2006-08-21 12:09:08 · answer #7 · answered by Veritas 7 · 0 1

Well NO !!! if you feel old and tired.....then you are for christ's sake !! what do the rest of us "old and tired's do ?? life's a ***** and then u die.....sucker !!! I've managed to suck on a nice bottle of wine tonite....(excuse my americanisms....hic!!) and I have to say life is F????ing brill ya bas !! sooo pull yer head out yer *** and APPRECIATE !! there's some kids down in Africa that can show you how to appreciate life.....adopt one or two for £20 a month.....that smile is on its way !!

2006-08-19 13:26:31 · answer #8 · answered by iansko555 1 · 0 1

Tomorrow the sun will come up..it always does. Tomorrow is a brand new day to do something positive and make a difference.
Tomorrow if you wake up and find yourself still breathing you are
going to be okay. Enjoy the day and know that tomorrow always comes.

2006-08-19 13:00:21 · answer #9 · answered by Precious Gem 7 · 0 1

You'er NOT old, You'er not looking worn out, so come on, give us a big smile, you know, the way that you used to, You'er smiling now, right, you'er smiling now, thats the way, don't let things get you down, life is not that serious!
Smile, Damn you, Smile!

2006-08-19 13:21:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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