How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Answer 1

1. Depends on the woodchuck
a. Age
b. Male or Female
2. Depends on what type of wood
a. Soft wood
b. Hard wood
3. Depends on time of year

Even woodchucks are individuals ;o)

Answer 2

1: Well he'd take a saw and his little paw and a ton of wood he could.

2: A woodchuck would chuck just as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Personally I think that the last thing we need is another furry animal that the state ends up capturing and castrating to try and kill off the population just for being a natural animal.

Answer 3

A woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

OR:
Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day 590 butt cords of wood.

Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour
746 butt cords of wood.

Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of 1652 butt cords
was attained on 6-15-1996.
http://www.getodd.com/stuf/stupid/woodchuck.html

Answer 4

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Answer 5

Just as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

Answer 6

a woodchuck would chuck a chuck of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Answer 7

why thats easy..he would chuck as much wood as woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

Answer 8

Your asking the wrong question, what you should be asking is how far can the woodchuck chuck the wood.

Answer 9

i dont know, but you could increase his work output by about 52% if you let them smoke marijuana on the job, so they would eat more of the wood they chucked. btw, what the hell is a woodchuck anyway

Answer 10

he would chuck what a woodchuck could if a woodchucck could chuck wood