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i was born in Connecticut (New England blue-blood through and through) , i also went to high school in Massachusetts and college at Yale, but i claim to be a Texan, despite not being born there or buried there when i die (i will be buried in New England where i was born) but i act like im an "aw shucks" good ol' boy from the country, even though I never lived in the country. Nowadays i spend vacation at my "ranch", that i bought in 2000 so americans would believe im a good ol' country boy from texas, even though a "ranch" normally has cattle, mine doesnt, its basically just a lot of land i can sell in 2 years. The funny thing is no one noticed my accent is totally different from my brothers and fathers, heck my wife is from texas and she doesnt sound as country as me, ya texans laugh at me but most americans believed my load of crap, twice!! Who am i?

2006-08-19 12:22:17 · 12 answers · asked by rare breed 4 in Politics & Government Politics

12 answers

You are 90% of Winter Texans. a.k.a Damn Yankees.

2006-08-19 12:29:24 · answer #1 · answered by Huevos Rancheros 6 · 0 1

I Googled failure and the 3rd entry was
Biography of President George W. Bush

A couple of days ago it was the first entry.
Most people dont believe him. Only the lying press says he is believed.
Do your own informal poll. Show his picture to someone and ask them if they would buy a used car from this man
;)

2006-08-19 19:33:05 · answer #2 · answered by Kirk M 4 · 0 0

Arnold Schwarzenegger?

2006-08-19 19:28:43 · answer #3 · answered by Marco 3 · 0 1

Is this the guy that ran against the guy who is flying all over the world in a private jet to promote his view of global warming?

We do not believe politicians. We pick the lessor of evils.

2006-08-19 19:44:38 · answer #4 · answered by MrPurrfect 5 · 0 0

Oh , mister president! Now I can understand why you have a war with so many people in East. You have psychological problems because you haven't find your identity yet.
Poor Georgie, come on , don't cry!

2006-08-19 19:43:17 · answer #5 · answered by andelska 3 · 0 0

George W. Bush (the second one)

2006-08-19 19:29:38 · answer #6 · answered by TrippingJudy 4 · 2 0

John Kerry? Tom Delay? Kennedy? I give up, who?

2006-08-19 19:32:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

dude your obviously parodying Bush.

2006-08-19 19:31:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you're a product of where you spend most of your time..........I'm from Jersey but no one here in Maine believes me cuz I talk like I'm a downeast Mainah!

2006-08-19 19:29:09 · answer #9 · answered by num1accent01 4 · 0 1

george bush?

2006-08-19 19:30:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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