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You are in a bank. Suddenly a bank robber comes in, he orders everyone down on the ground. He points a pistol to a persons head and says "An'one' try somtin' funne' en I shoot her bweins aut" You are down on the ground and then you decide to get up and face this robber because a sudden idea poped into your head. You get up, everyone is shivering with fear, everyone is looking at you, you look that robber straight into his eyes and say what was on your mind all this time "______________________________

2006-08-19 12:10:44 · 11 answers · asked by Malik B 1 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

11 answers

He gets up and stares into the eyes of the nasty bank robber. And then says "Look man...I got'ta take a dump, can I be excused?"

2006-08-19 18:15:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"mr pib is a bull**** replica of dr pepper because the dude didn't even get his degree"

2006-08-19 19:16:59 · answer #2 · answered by THEBurgerKing 4 · 0 0

lookie here lookie here trick, I aint got time for your sh.i.t., I need to be home at five or my wife will be upset. And she's scary when upset. so see ya later and thanks for the good time.

2006-08-19 19:22:36 · answer #3 · answered by jose g 2 · 0 0

Lol, don't speak with yer mouth full?

2006-08-19 19:17:09 · answer #4 · answered by Xenophonix 3 · 0 0

Who do you think you are, Elmer Fudd?

2006-08-19 19:16:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"eh, what's up, doc?"
"what an ultra-maroon ! "
and then I put my finger in the end of the gun.

2006-08-19 19:19:27 · answer #6 · answered by dragonwythe 3 · 0 0

no one makes me late not even you hungry man, so keep going dont mind i gotta be somewhere! peace yo..........

2006-08-20 00:00:55 · answer #7 · answered by bigl p 2 · 0 0

Go ahead dumbass, it is just my ex-wife.

2006-08-19 19:24:04 · answer #8 · answered by terri 2 · 0 0

it's rabbit season. no, it's duck season?

2006-08-19 20:04:12 · answer #9 · answered by Stacy B 4 · 0 0

AM I BOVVERED?!!!

2006-08-20 11:41:56 · answer #10 · answered by supersam82 3 · 0 0

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