They bang all night, most irritating.
2006-08-19 12:09:25 · 21 answers · asked by ? 6 in Home & Garden ➔ Maintenance & Repairs
Do what I do with the bloody damned Jehovah's Witnesses and go out and p!ss on them. Mormons, too, but only if I have totally alcohol-free p!ss, which isn't very likely at 9:00 a.m. on Saturday morning. I try to respect their religion, although I am a christian druid with buddhist leanings.
No, I'm not cyber-stalking you. You just ask such FUN questions!
2006-08-19 14:21:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just put the mushrooms down--and walk away. The snowmen WILL leave--i promise. They have to.
2006-08-20 01:52:32 · answer #2 · answered by robertsfixes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enough with the corny answers..now the real answer to your problem.You must sneek quietly into the attic..taking care not to disturb them...coming up from behind...YOU KICK THEM AS HARD AS YOU CAN RIGHT IN THE ICE-HOLE!!!
2006-08-19 19:23:30 · answer #3 · answered by M&T 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go up there armed with a hair dryer and lay down the law!
2006-08-19 19:15:13 · answer #4 · answered by Jenny A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
March up there with 2 blowdryers in each hand, some fancy holsters, and a$$less chaps!! They will know you mean business!!
2006-08-19 19:47:19 · answer #5 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As hot as it is this summer why not just go up and play with them? I would love a snowball fight right now. m
2006-08-19 19:18:15 · answer #6 · answered by Mache 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Install a space heater.
2006-08-19 19:13:06 · answer #7 · answered by theinfalliblenena 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how about a blow torch. thats useful in cases such as there. or you could try talking to them i have never met a snowman i did not get along with. good luck.
2006-08-19 19:15:38 · answer #8 · answered by littleluvkitty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Introduce them to snow-women. They will melt from the passion.
2006-08-19 21:07:05 · answer #9 · answered by Jerry & Bonnie Daytona 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once they're in there, you're screwed and you'll never get the bastards out....
2006-08-19 19:16:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋