If i were a cat would you kill me right away or would you let me live for one year?

Question

Please this is very very serious question. If you will not give right answer i would trully become a rat. so please be genious while aswering it. thanks

Answer 1

let you leave forerve

Answer 2

What the hell are you talking about? How dare you speak of the life of a cat so frivolously. Cats are smart, cunning and loveable creatures that give so much more than they get from their caretaker. If I come across a human being who is neglecting their pet or worse, I take immediate action to rescue the cat and prosecute the human. Are you associated with someone who hurts animals? If so, email me the information and I will take action. If you are so inclined to hurt and animal or think of them as less valuable that most human beings, think again, because I have vast resources to finish off people who do.

Answer 3

Oh I'd definitely let you live, and not just for one year. However, it's my policy that any cat o' mine would be spayed/neutered, and declawed on all 4 paws.

Also, my wife may dress you funny and make you pose in humiliating pictures. :-)

Answer 4

I will let you live inside a bottle for 1 yr

Answer 5

I will let the stupidness of this one go for now. If you were a cat, I would live you just like my Ben. I like cats.

Answer 6

I like cats so I would not kill you. But since you are an imbecile I would kill you immediately

Answer 7

I'd put you in a plastic bag and drop you off a bridge, frankly.

Answer 8

I would let you live for one year.

Answer 9

i guess i'd let you live