any funny breast stories?

Question

for any of you jerks like the anna the sophie, im a girl

Answer 1

Do you mean "Funny stories about breasts" or "stories about funny breasts?" Because I knew a couple once that could tell the best blonde jokes I've ever heard.

Answer 2

Funny Breast Stories

Answer 3

Breasteses? I like breasteses!!!

Hmmm...funny stories? I can't think of any right now. I can just say that of all the five girlfriends I've had, the only one who could kiss her own nipple was the Japanese girlfriend--she had pretty big ones for Japanese: Size C, mid-size.

The Indian friend* I had (dot-Indian, not feather) could probably have done it too cause she had pretty big ones (also Size C, medium), but she was kinda shy. I remember she was very embarrassed that her nipples were so dark--almost black. But I thought they were cute! Whenever I wanted to see them, she'd just stick out her nipple out from the sheets and cover the rest of her breast because she was embarrassed. I always thought that was cute, and kinda childish.

*After my first two g/f's (both Mexican, from México), my Indian friend was the one who "taught" me how to have sex; I was a virgin when she got me. She was only 20 and I was 31. But she rilly warmed me up for my third g/f (the Japanese girl)--the first g/f I would have sex with.

Am I going to be edited? O)O

Answer 4

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With my first born; he had finally slept 5-6 hours (between feedings). I was full and in pain. I couldn't hardly wait for him to wake up for some relief. When he finally woke up - I rapidly changed his diaper, sat down, opened my blouse, unhooked my nursing bra, pulled the pad away and suddenly milk just squirted out directly into his face. He was startled and cried a bit and I could do nothing but laugh.

Answer 5

I was pregnant a few years ago, but had a miscarriage at 17 wks. About 3 months after having a miscarriage, my boyfriend and i started having sex again. A few times after we had sex he would said he can't feel his lips or his tongue. He stopped with the oral sex. We couldn't figure it out. And his tongue was still being numb. It turned out that he was having an allergic reaction from my breast milk i was producing. I forgot to tell him that's why my boobs was so big.

Answer 6

when i was a kid, we had a friend who had extremely large boobs. we got the bright idea of going skinnydipping. of course we got caught. the rest of us ducked under a dock but she couldnt quite get all the way in.

her boobs kept popping up and floating. we got caught because her boobs werent going to let her drown.

we still all laugh about that one and its been years ago.

Answer 7

YES GO OUT TO A DAIRY FARM SOME DAY HY THIS IS DAVEY AND STEEVIE GAY PARTNERS ANYWAYS TAKE A TOUR OF A DAIRY FARM AND LOOK AT THEM BIG HOOTERSS COW BAGS HANGING OFF FROM A FAT COW, NOW THATS ENOUGH TOO REALLY TURN US OFF THEM BIG FAT HOOTERSS ON SOME OF THESE DAIRY COWS MOWE!!

Answer 8

well you are a bit of a pervert arent you. you must be german. or maybe american. either one you seem sick and disturbed. getting your kicks from dirty jokes. naughty naughty. stick to the knock knock jokes. clean fun i tell you. physco. hmmm well get a life, a girlfriend and get out more. there is really no point in you. thank you. it has been a peasure pointing out your pervetedness. hahaha.

Answer 9

neighbor comes to the door to complain about 16 year old daughter soaping his window on halloween. father brings well endowed girl to the door and she has bumps poking out of her sweater. neighbor blurts out "See here we have to nipple this one in the bud..." and turns bright red. "Never mind forget it" he says and goes home.

Answer 10

I knew a lady who was my aunt. She got plastic surgery a whole lot. than one time she over did it w/ this guy and one boob popped!!!!!lol