Would you please finish this sentence creatively?

Question

The telephone was a phony _____________ .
Multiple words or a short paragraph is okay. Rhymes or not.

Answer 1

The telephone was a phony phone - in fact it was a telly...

Answer 2

The telephone was a phony tele when combined with phone. Once the tele and phone is combined it creates a word so phony that even someone on tele would think thats phony. In conclusion never add a phony word like phone to tele, because that can create a word so phony that it wont make sense....

Answer 3

The telephone was a phony plastic replica, as the Chief Warden knew as he passed it to Briggs for his (ha!) 'final call'; the Warden had a sadistic sense of humour, and was itching to throw the switch that would send 50,000 watts of electricity through the convicted man. In less than a minute Briggs handed him the phone and said: 'The Governor wants to speak to you.' The Warden smirked, but the smirk suddenly faded after he mockingly placed the hollow receiver to his ear.

Answer 4

The telephone was a phony elephony
who pretended to be a good telephony,
he uses his trunks for a good receivee
and uses his ears for a nice speakee.

How about that?
By the way receivee for receiver and speakee for speaker

Answer 5

The telephone was a phony decoding device set up by the aliens.

Answer 6

The telephone was a phony piece of crap, that hardly ever worked when you needed it to, due to the lack of signal. The telephone company said they were putting a new tower in, but it had yet to happen. "Oh, no! How will I ever get out of here?" cried the lost hiker, who at the moment was terrified. "I never should have come without a map."

Answer 7

prop, a superfluous appendage with no apparent purpose.

Answer 8

cheap imitation.

Answer 9

wonky horny borny

Answer 10

*burp*