The litter that glittered was really bitter, for its glitter was now gone; its gilt had wilted, and its glitter had flitted away, when, spilt and split, it was tossed in the trash.
- excerpt from 'Biography Of A Coke Can' (the final chapter)
2006-08-19 10:40:49
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answer #1
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answered by Bowzer 7
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The litter that glittered was really incredible,
it stopped an old lady about to be in trouble
for attempting to save a vicious scoundrel
who does nothing but kick a poor old mongrel.
This glittery thing that lies in your path
can make you think twice or suffer your wrath,
could land you in jail or even in bath
if you happened to meet an old psychopath.
Useful or not, this litter's a trash,
unless it's an animal, a kitten so brash,
I'm sorry my friend, my mind seems to crash
because I'm so tired I'll sleep in a flash.
How do you like this?
2006-08-19 18:12:55
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answer #2
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answered by klay 3
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Continuation of a previous rhyme.
The litter that glittered was really incredible,
it stopped an old lady about to be in trouble
for attempting to save a vicious scoundrel
who does nothing but kick a poor old mongrel.
This glittery thing that lies in your path
can make you think twice or suffer your wrath,
could land you in jail or even in bath
if you happened to meet an old psychopath.
Useful or not, this litter's a trash,
unless it's an animal, a kitten so brash,
I'm sorry my friend, my mind seems to crash
because I'm so tired I'll sleep in a flash.
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But wait, no sleeping right now,
Must finish a glitter story, but how?
Insert your text here, ending with plow
insert another, ending with lil bow wow
This story must end really really quick,
I really dont wanna act like a nasty prick
But I do want to beat someone with a stick
Gliter...wasnt this a glitter story? damn im such a ****
2006-08-19 21:17:32
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answer #3
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answered by Malik B 1
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The litter that glittered was really white like snow in a blizzard.
2006-08-19 17:56:28
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answer #4
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answered by ♥ Lips of Morphine ♥ 4
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nothing more than a bunch of silver gum wrappers that were being skittered across the park by the wind. My white poodle was enchanted by the sight and began chasing them and trying to catch them. In a minute a black poodle ran past where I was sitting and I watched the two dogs larking with the bits of swirling silver. Behind me I heard the voice of a young man commenting on the dogs' game. Turned out the black dog belonged to him. I invited him to sit down on the park seat next to me and so began a friendship that was to have more influence on my life than I could ever have imagined.
2006-08-19 19:03:04
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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The litter that glittered was really a pitter
2006-08-19 17:36:14
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answer #6
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answered by Carley 2
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the litter that glittered was really...
nasty, i hate people who litter! put that trash in the trash can, jeeze!
2006-08-19 17:34:37
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answer #7
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answered by piratebunny 2
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horribly bitter, but i m not a quitter, but not a sitter, so dont't expect me to gritter my teeth and put up with the litter
2006-08-20 09:53:57
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answer #8
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answered by tombraider 3
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mezmerizing as is a disko ball for all to see what all litter should be. Don't Litter!!
2006-08-19 17:35:32
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answer #9
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answered by Juju Bean 2
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Much fitter. Too bitter. I know, I know, it's not creative, but oh, well.
2006-08-19 17:37:51
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answer #10
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answered by pessimoptimist 5
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