When faced with St Peter at the pearly gates, what method of death would make you cringe the most. Mine would be death by sheep.
2006-08-19 09:40:19 · 51 answers · asked by Barneyboy 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
SR - Death by gay porn, is that likely to happen any day soon?
2006-08-20 21:16:47 · update #1
thats no way for a man to die,, getting caught in the gears of a combine,, having your nuts bitten off by a laplander, thats how I wanna go
2006-08-19 09:50:28 · answer #1 · answered by Dark Angel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably when you try to commit suicide then it goes wrong and you suddenly feel all relieved and decide to make the most of your life and then suddenly you get killed. That must have happened in real life to some people.
For example you jump in front of a tube train and the driver stops just in time and you are relieved because you realise you don't want to die but then you go and step on the live rail and get electrocuted anyway. St Peter would be laughing at that one when you had to explain it to him.
2006-08-19 09:51:01 · answer #2 · answered by fieldmouse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I still anticipate some "what does this button do" scenario. I'm smart most of the time, but like most of us, I have moments of stupidity or at least times when I'm utterly oblivious. I somehow expect my death will be related to that. Kind of like walking into an empty elevator shaft while I turn around still trying to hit my floor number XD
2006-08-19 09:44:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
People have mentioned lots of ways that are embarrassing, but that wouldn't bother me. I'd be dead, so why would I care?
The worst would be having all your mental faculties intact, while suffering something really painful over which you had no control. Like being trapped in a burning car, or a slow, degenerative disease, or stuck in an insurance seminar with locked doors. Absolutely horrifying.
I'm hoping an anvil drops on my head & I'm gone instantly.
2006-08-20 03:37:14 · answer #4 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mauled to death by a fluffy toy poodle.
Had a heart attack from seeing George Galloway and George Bush naked (particularly nasty)
Poisoned by a dodgy Kebab
Choked on a cola bottle (the gummy sweet I mean)
Scared to death by the "scary" bit in a Disney film
2006-08-19 11:27:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
death by all the misdeeds and being told that due to these misdeeds admittance is denied and then being told "going downstairs" in a monotoned and billowing voice that comes from this freaky looking goblin with a pitch fork and two freaky feet with a smile on his face and saying "you should have listened" with a final cruel "surprise" as he leads the way to hades. Yikes that would be a crappy way to die.
2006-08-19 09:52:04 · answer #6 · answered by Lifeline 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Virtually anything from the Darwin Awards.
Classics include blowing your brains out demonstrating how someone else commited suicide, Climbing over a wall to a fatal drop on the other side, and your overweight mate following you to make sure, and attaching a stolen jet engine to your car and turning it on.
2006-08-19 09:58:38 · answer #7 · answered by Red P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Death by gay porn.
2006-08-20 19:56:53 · answer #8 · answered by SilentRunning 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Falling off a very tall cliff and on the way down, remembering there's an oven-ready chicken in the fridge.
2006-08-19 10:52:08 · answer #9 · answered by Trust Me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Death by Big Brother would do it for me
2006-08-19 09:47:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋