Just 1, but first they'll have to spend $40 million in taxpayer money holding a congressional hearing on it, while complaining how everyone else wastes money. Then they'll have a special investigator spend another $40 million on it.
How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? none. They'll pass a law forcing school children to pray to god to take the dark away.
Whats the difference between a conservative and the rear end of a horse? I don't know either.
Why are conservatives hearts so wanted for transplants? Because the've had so little use.
What's the difference between a puppy & conservative who lobbyist didn't pay enough? Eventually the puppy stops whining
2006-08-19 06:41:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
The breakfast of a neocon, Peanut Butter & a door Jam. I have a dog that barks, a bird that cusses , a chimney that smokes & a cat that strays. I don't need a conservative ! (City conservative , "Why does the cream rise to the top of the milk" , Country conservative, "So the people can get it".) ( A country conservative was on a trip to the big city. He went into a drug store to telephone a friend. There he saw a dial phone for the first time. He looked at it , studied it, looked at it again, then came out." I've got to get another telephone," he said to his brother. " Why, what's the matter with the telephone in there?" "It's got holes in it."( 1 more= 2 conservatives were walking down the street & came across a pile of dog poo. The 1 said to the other whats that? and the other said I don't know , looks like dog poo. The other said smell it. So the other conservative did and said yep, smells like dog poo. The other said ya sure , taste it. So he did and said yep, tastes like dog poo.The other conservative said wow! good thing we didn't step in it eh !
2006-08-20 16:47:07 · answer #1 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
It takes 100 conservatives to change a light bulb - 1 to replace the bulb and 99 to blame the liberals for the bulb burning out in the first place.
2006-08-19 06:50:17 · answer #2 · answered by Christina D 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
None! A conservative makes optimistic the sunshine bulb on no account is going out. Liberals basically stare at it whilst wringing their palms. "OH how I hate that easy bulb. it extremely is all timber fault!"
2016-12-17 13:40:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time to change Remy's di-di again! You know how difficult he gets when he's got a pantload of poopy! He blames the GOP for a BOP!
2006-08-20 17:07:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb? It doesn't matter anyway. They're never going to see the light. Why are liberals brains needed for transplants? Never used.
2006-08-19 06:52:46 · answer #5 · answered by MamaBear1 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
You are propagating the "party" concept of politics, as if there was a difference in the way dems and repubs have been voting.
Are you doing it to weaken people's rights by mis-information?
2006-08-19 06:53:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
None. Conservatives don't like change.
2006-08-19 06:59:31 · answer #7 · answered by A B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha! I feel bad laughing since I know we are supposed to be a united nation but seriously! The puppy stops whining, that's hilarious....
2006-08-19 06:47:07 · answer #8 · answered by newsblews361 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Conservatives can't change light bulbs until they get off work.
Liberals can change the bulbs anytime because they don't work.
2006-08-19 06:49:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
how many libs does it take to come up with jokes published in the 1800's?
(and maybe we should pass a resolution asking God to take you, sorry, I mean the dark, away....it couldn't hurt)
2006-08-19 06:55:38 · answer #10 · answered by jim g 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋