Any ideas?
2006-08-19 06:38:35 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I forgot to mention they have guns :(
2006-08-19 06:44:30 · update #1
Sorry..MONKEYS
2006-08-19 06:45:06 · update #2
Can't pick the best answer :) Voting time :O
2006-08-20 04:07:59 · update #3
Well, if their not flinging their own feces at each other, or you, why not let them stay for awhile?
2006-08-19 06:42:47 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Make a trail of bananas and PB sandwiches leading outside to a pit you have dug beforehand and cleverly covered with palm fronds. Make sure the pit has sloping sides and is too deep for the little beggars to climb out of!
2006-08-19 06:44:24 · answer #2 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make sure the doors and windows to your homes are sealed shut if you're not in the room. If your monkies aren't the pigtailed,bucktoothed type, they shouldn' be wandeing in your home anymore.
2006-08-19 06:45:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put them in a box and ship them to the White House. Bush's affair children must have run away.
2006-08-19 06:46:26 · answer #4 · answered by Tammy ™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. yeah, if you feed them after midnight, they turn into grimlins. Once they turn into a grimlin, they will eat all the food in the house, plus smoke any herb you have laying around. Oh yeah you're trying to get rid of them....Ehhh, sorry can't help you there.
2006-08-19 06:47:24 · answer #5 · answered by buckethead 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coax them out with diminutive bananas.
...or call Charlton Heston. He's good with monkeys.
2006-08-19 06:44:02 · answer #6 · answered by relentless_behaviour 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take them to the park, when they see the kids they will go to school with them because they have food. when the kids get to school , the monkeys will see the monkeybars and feel right at home.
2006-08-19 06:45:44 · answer #7 · answered by rcsanandreas 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw a bannana out the window.
2006-08-19 06:45:02 · answer #8 · answered by hermione_bjc_06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FIRST, don't offend them by spelling their plural incorrectly! It's "monkEYS!"
I am sure that if you show them proper respect by spelling the plural of their species correctly, they will clean up the mess and leave in peace.
If not, expect more poo flinging!
2006-08-19 06:44:06 · answer #9 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the banana idea...but I also like the idea of letting them stay what did they ever do to you...you can't throw them onto the street geez
2006-08-19 06:47:50 · answer #10 · answered by lilmiss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the SPCM (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Monkeys) and let the pros do it for you...
2006-08-19 06:44:36 · answer #11 · answered by old lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋