In case I need to be absent. I have to act sick. How do I raise my temperature? How do I act like I'm sick? Can i use something to make me sick-like? I need this to be very believable! I need help a.s.a.p! Or can anybody tell me some other ways to be absent? This is gonna help me, big time!
2006-08-19 06:02:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
Get some work done you idle bastard. I have no need to fake illness I've just been laid off because of ill health. What I wouldn't give to be able to work again.
People like you make me sick to the stomach. There are thousands of people wanting work and all you can do is fake it.
You fcuking idle tosser.
2006-08-19 06:11:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Drink hot tea, but hide it so the person taking your temperature doesn't see. When they take your temperature, it they do it by mouth, it will come up higher. Place a HOT washcloth on your forehear, cheeks, and neck. When they feel your face, it should feel warmer. The moisture will just look like persperation.
For fake vomit, mix creamed corn with MANY different items, such as left overs, and add red food coloring. Add vinegar for the smell, but not too much. Maybe add some sour milk, if you have any.
2006-08-19 13:10:08 · answer #2 · answered by <3 See Jane Run <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, if you need to be absent, you are doing something wrong - wrong job, wrong school, wrong attitude! Change what you want to be absent from, don't fake illness. That's cowardly. Don't live life with lies and deceit. Be upfront and honest, and it will get you much farther. Don't mean to sound preachy- I've called in sick when I wasn't - but I finally figured out I needed a job I wanted to go to!
2006-08-19 13:11:29 · answer #3 · answered by Junebug 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just try to keep onion under your arm pit for about an hour. Your temperature may rise. Try excuses like headache, pain in stomach and some delay due to commuting etc. I think these will help you.
2006-08-19 13:14:13 · answer #4 · answered by jainpushp01 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well the easiest is to really get sick like sit in the cold all night in ur underwear or turn the aircon up close ur windows and doors and go to sleep this makes u get really hot then go out into the main room wear ur mother is and ask her to feel ur head
2006-08-19 13:09:43 · answer #5 · answered by BisexualBoi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not sure how to fake being ill. I will need to get back to you on that! Right now gotta take some asperine for my headache!
2006-08-19 13:07:42 · answer #6 · answered by Funny Frankie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I swear watch the first 10 minutes of Ferris Bueller's Day Off, it'll tell you everything you need to know.
Lick your palms so that you have clamy hands!
2006-08-19 13:08:09 · answer #7 · answered by DisneyLover 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha i agree watch ferris bueller. u will learn alot
for example: don't fake a temperature because then you could be sent to the doctor's office.
2006-08-19 13:18:37 · answer #8 · answered by xperfectegox 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Walk in the room where people are, piss yourself, fall down, pass LOUD gas and say you don't feel good. When someone comes over to help you up, SCREAM ,"THAT BURNS!!!!!!" as soon as they touch you... then pee some more.
2006-08-19 13:09:54 · answer #9 · answered by The::Mega 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Grab your stomach and throw up in front of ppl You'll get sent home. :D
its easy
2006-08-19 13:10:12 · answer #10 · answered by herbs411_42719 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋