The other day I had to use a public restroom, even though I really try to avoid it. The man in the stall next to me kept making very foul noises and then kept trying to talk to me. He was saying things like "Oh man, we are rocking the house!" and "This is the kind of dump they write about in Newsweek magazine!". I politely asked him to not speak and he said that he and I were "Bathroom Brothers" and that we were gonna start a club. I said no but he said it was too late, he had a webpage and he was gonna put my pic on it with a track of really gross noises. "Everyone is going to know how you and me love taking dumps in public restrooms" he said. He then said "Are you ready ro rock the world?" Then he walked out of his stall and kicked open mine, took my picture on the toilet and ran out. I have spent the last 5 day seaching the web but haven't found it. I am so mortified, what should I do!?!? What if my wife, friends or fellow workers see it! Is there anything legal I could do?
2006-08-19
05:51:31
·
6 answers
·
asked by
Anonymous
in
Society & Culture
➔ Other - Society & Culture