omg, lol, i think it's so funny you asked this because for a lonnnnggg time when i was younger i was so afraid to take a shower because i always pictured a big t-rex opening up my shower and like wanting to eat me or something (i honestly have no idea why), and honestly, since i was so afraid of it for so long i thought about what i would do, and i'm sorry to say that in reality i would prob just screeeeamm!!!
i like that idea about soap in his eyes though, that was a good one.
2006-08-19 05:13:14
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answered by Carrie 1
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1. If it isn't Elmo scream like crazy. If it is elmo wonder why the hell Elmo is in your house and then scream like crazy.
2. Begin to throw shampoo, soap, shaving cream whatever you can into the creatures eyes and blind him, so you have a minute to escape. (Don't start to fight in the shower. What is worse than falling and getting your a$$ kicked naked in the shower by Elmo?)
3. While the creature is blind jump out kick him and run like the wind! (Grab a towel because something worse than a naked a$$ kicking from Elmo is being outside of your house telling your neighbors Elmo is attacking you in your bathroom and standing there totally naked!)
4. Be honest with the psychiatrist about any and all drug use, family history of mental illness, etc. This will never happen and if it does you will be checked into the hospital for at least 72 hours worth of observation. So get the help you need!
2006-08-19 05:17:35
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answered by asmithisluv 2
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Scream and close the shower curtain back.
2006-08-19 05:10:53
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answered by shawonda 3
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AHHH, great I was just fixing to take a shower, now I can't. And to answer your question I'd squeeze shampoo in it's eyes if it has any and run screaming out of the house.
2006-08-19 05:09:19
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answered by Wish 6
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It's probably the tanned girl down the street so I would take a shower with her.
2006-08-26 01:19:11
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answered by tommy v 2
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I laugh and ask who is playing this joke then I finally realize it's not a joke now it's really getting suspenseful and now all you see is red blood coming out the bathroom
2006-08-25 12:21:33
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answered by Ms. Mariah Fan 2
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Great answer, Mischa--let us hope it is merely 667,
The Neighbor of the Beast.
For the Asker, this actually happened to me, but it was just my college dorm roommates, asking me out for pizza.
2006-08-19 05:19:04
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answered by e.m.d. 3
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Ask him/her for the towel, step out of the shower brush my teeth then go and get dressed.
2006-08-24 04:00:33
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answered by Anonymous
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Call on the Lord and pray that it's not 666, then I'd kick his butt! Can a girl get a little privacy around here!?
2006-08-19 05:11:23
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answered by Adelaide_21 3
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Grab another of what I'd been drinking If it's makin me see little red monsters then I want some more lets get outthere man!
2006-08-19 05:10:28
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answered by Anonymous
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